TEXT. UN: LOKI

[selfimage]

[ waiting and watching, that's Loki's ultimate goal. there's opportunity somewhere in here, but while it waits for itself to rear its head, he has his own means of entertainment. ]

Hello Audentes, isn't this a pickle we're in? Metal bars are a tad bit extreme, IMHO. Stealing what's already stolen is hardly a crime. I know, I know, I'll save the argument.

Regardless! I've done my share of exploration in our rather crampy quarters, and I can say that we're at a serious lack of entertainment. In order to keep our sanity with the limited reading materials available, I'll be taking commissions for fanfiction.

Terms below:

- Please message me through the jewelcomm - or this post, I'm not picky. I don't have to say "don't make video/audio messages", do I? No video/audio messages.
- Writings usually take from an hour or two to a day depending on the mercurial nature of our fellow inmates or possibility of escape. (Note: all requests not fulfilled by the time we leave will be done in a timely manner.)
- Please specify the popular media, possible pairing, and plot highlights if you'd like to detail them. Our teammates are fair game.
- 1,500 - 20,000 words.
- Trust me on my prose. :)
- I can make it salacious on a scale of prude to Fifty Shades.
- Payment can be negotiated.

And there are five current slots!

Slots:
1. Odinson
2. Sieglinde
3. Genos
4. Skeleton Fellow
5.

First come, first serve! Toodles!

Comments

text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

[Okay, he's been avoiding the jewel comms for the most part, in keeping with his own advice, but he does check in for updates occasionally, and this--this is a golden opportunity he can't miss out on.]

i'd like to request the kinkiest possible fic of the people on this team it'd embarrass most
idc what genre or what it's about, go wild
just post it on the comm when ur done

[selfimage]

My work is quality, so you'll need to provide some more specifics.
Just who did you want to embarrass, exactly?
The kink needs to fit the person.

[hedonistic]

i mean i'm pretty equal opportunity about embarrassing people, so i'm flexible on that point
do u have anyone u have been meaning to find an excuse to screw with
i'm happy to fit in as many people as possible, here

[kagari he's the GOD OF CHAOS he does not? need any excuses??]

if u would prefer some suggestions to get started though...maybe keith and lance
oh yeah, and jin, too

[selfimage]

I'll take a pass on the examples that are opening the minds of Audentes to a broader look at sexuality.
If you're asking me to troll, I don't do so with no reason.

There has to be a point.
Some kind of moral or something like that.

[hedonistic]

i thought the payment was the reason

[why won't you let him commission you to troll people via fanfic!!!! #rude tbh]

[selfimage]

Within specifications.
Services do occasionally come with those.

[hedonistic]

...what kind of services

[selfimage]

In this instance? Storytelling services.

[hedonistic]

wait so
are u asking me to write fic for u in exchange for trollfic posted on the net

[he's down with it, if that's the case. he's just. checking.]