TEXT. UN: LOKI

[selfimage]

[ waiting and watching, that's Loki's ultimate goal. there's opportunity somewhere in here, but while it waits for itself to rear its head, he has his own means of entertainment. ]

Hello Audentes, isn't this a pickle we're in? Metal bars are a tad bit extreme, IMHO. Stealing what's already stolen is hardly a crime. I know, I know, I'll save the argument.

Regardless! I've done my share of exploration in our rather crampy quarters, and I can say that we're at a serious lack of entertainment. In order to keep our sanity with the limited reading materials available, I'll be taking commissions for fanfiction.

Terms below:

- Please message me through the jewelcomm - or this post, I'm not picky. I don't have to say "don't make video/audio messages", do I? No video/audio messages.
- Writings usually take from an hour or two to a day depending on the mercurial nature of our fellow inmates or possibility of escape. (Note: all requests not fulfilled by the time we leave will be done in a timely manner.)
- Please specify the popular media, possible pairing, and plot highlights if you'd like to detail them. Our teammates are fair game.
- 1,500 - 20,000 words.
- Trust me on my prose. :)
- I can make it salacious on a scale of prude to Fifty Shades.
- Payment can be negotiated.

And there are five current slots!

Slots:
1. Odinson
2. Sieglinde
3. Genos
4. Skeleton Fellow
5.

First come, first serve! Toodles!

Comments

text; user name: sakurakinomoto

[keystaff]

Fanfiction? Oh, you explained it to Sieglinde-chan. So it's like writing a story with the setting and characters from other books? I think I get it. I never read any myself.

[selfimage]

You could say that there's always opportunity for entertainment.
With fanfiction, the possibilities are endless.

[keystaff]

I think I get it. Sort of?

What's a pairing? And fifty shades of what?

gently threadjacks ... lmk if this is unwelcome !!!

[hedonistic]

no

[that's it that's the message. ur too smol and pure to know these things ok]

[keystaff]

No.....? Hoe?

[That....doesn't answer anything?]

1/2

[hedonistic]

n o

[hedonistic]

remember how i said some fanfic is gross and there was stuff u should avoid until ur older
fifty shades is in that category

[keystaff]

H-hoe....

Um. Right. I hadn't heard of it before, so I wasn't sure what he meant.

[hedonistic]

trust me, u don't wanna know

[Not that Kagari is prudish by any stretch of the imagination, and Fifty Shades is great for mockery as an adult, but. Yeah. UR 2 SMOL, SAKURA ... ]

[keystaff]

If you say so? I'll take your word for it.

[How is she to know otherwise? If this book might be more....er explicit. She wasn't exactly hearing it being discussed in class or at lunchtimes with her friends, given their age.]

[hedonistic]

good

[keystaff]

Any others I shouldn't read?

[hedonistic]

not off the top of my head but assuming he posts these, ignore any of the ones where people asked for something kinky

[keystaff]

Nothing 'kinky'. Alright. I can do that.

[..Whatever 'kinky' is. She'd probably find out eventually, but hopefully not just yet.]

[hedonistic]

∠(^ー^)

[selfimage]

Fifty shades of different colors, of course.

[keystaff]

...but why would Kagari-san tell me I'm not old enough for that? That's like, um, the colour wheel, right?
Like in art class.

[selfimage]

Don't think too hard about it.
But we'll go with something else other than gray.

[keystaff]

Why not grey? Um, maybe purple then?

[selfimage]

Purple sounds acceptable.
Six Shades of Purple has a ring to it.

[keystaff]

Only six shades? I'm sure there's more variations with purple than that.

[selfimage]

I'm up for suggestions.

[keystaff]

Hoe? Um, I just figured, you know,
there are lots of different shades of purple, really light, like lilac,
or darker, what do they call it, like a royal shade of it? And everything in between.

[selfimage]

I'm listening -
About how many would you put it at?

[keystaff]

I'm not sure. Probably at least ten or fifteen?