TEXT. UN: LOKI

[selfimage]

[ waiting and watching, that's Loki's ultimate goal. there's opportunity somewhere in here, but while it waits for itself to rear its head, he has his own means of entertainment. ]

Hello Audentes, isn't this a pickle we're in? Metal bars are a tad bit extreme, IMHO. Stealing what's already stolen is hardly a crime. I know, I know, I'll save the argument.

Regardless! I've done my share of exploration in our rather crampy quarters, and I can say that we're at a serious lack of entertainment. In order to keep our sanity with the limited reading materials available, I'll be taking commissions for fanfiction.

Terms below:

- Please message me through the jewelcomm - or this post, I'm not picky. I don't have to say "don't make video/audio messages", do I? No video/audio messages.
- Writings usually take from an hour or two to a day depending on the mercurial nature of our fellow inmates or possibility of escape. (Note: all requests not fulfilled by the time we leave will be done in a timely manner.)
- Please specify the popular media, possible pairing, and plot highlights if you'd like to detail them. Our teammates are fair game.
- 1,500 - 20,000 words.
- Trust me on my prose. :)
- I can make it salacious on a scale of prude to Fifty Shades.
- Payment can be negotiated.

And there are five current slots!

Slots:
1. Odinson
2. Sieglinde
3. Genos
4. Skeleton Fellow
5.

First come, first serve! Toodles!

Comments

text; un: noct gar

[armigers]

Kind of a major downgrade from god. Do you do pictures, too?

[selfimage]

Not for comics, if you're asking.
Sometimes I do have to wonder just what forms a mortal's expectation of the divine.

[armigers]

Big, kind of punchy, cranky when woken, likes to mess around in people's heads. Sound familiar?

And that was going to be my next question. Fanfiction's not really my thing.

[selfimage]

Sounds like my brother, actually.
Have you met? He's usually around here somewhere being loud and bothered about something or other.

[armigers]

Remind me not to get on his bad side. My ears are still ringing from the last fight.

Just how big is he anyway? We talking a truck with legs or bigger?

[selfimage]

Small sailing ship, actually, and a temper to match.
They needed a whole new facility to act as his lavatory.

It was just too big.

[armigers]

More than I wanted to know. Would explain the smell around this place.

Still I've seen bigger gods.

[selfimage]

There are all kinds of gods.
Big ones being among them.

You've never read Lovecraft, have you?

[armigers]

Only ones I know are the size of mountains, but gods are probably different from universe to universe.

...No. Is that a romance novel?

[selfimage]

Close - horror.
Giant, eldritch-type divinity crawling up from the bowels of the earth kind-of-thing.

Gods are more the same than different if you truly think about it.
There are outliers, I'm sure, but conceptually it's about resonance.

[armigers]

What kind of title is 'Lovecraft' for a horror novel?

Especially one about ...actually they sound more like daemons than gods. There's something unworldly about them, like they were never meant to exist in the first place.

[selfimage]

"Lovecraft" is the name of the writer, the titles tend to vary.
Though there's a very thin line between what's considered what.
It's subjective.

[armigers]

Not in my world. The size is usually a dead giveaway. If not that, gods are easier to reason with than daemons. Surprisingly.

You have any of these Lovecraft books on you?

[selfimage]

I never thought to ask.
There may be some hanging around the library in Oska when we get out of this Nornforsaken prison.

[armigers]

Was thinking more of what I can do to pass the time now. Horror novels are a step above from staring at the wall for fun.

[selfimage]

You're a little SOL.
There is a selection of books but the whole thing is a bit ....... lacking, for my taste.
You're welcome to request my services. :)

[armigers]

Ugh fine, it's not like I have anything better to do. Write me some fanfiction. I'll leave the characters and details to you.

[selfimage]

Thrilling!
We'll discuss the price later.

Toodles!

[armigers]

Sure, nothing crazy expensive though. Don't exactly have much on me behind bars.

See you.