[voice; un: METTATON]

[ex_mettacrusher33]

Morning, darlings. No, this isn't a call to share, not quite yet.

There wouldn't happen to be any healers capable of mending broken bones on the team, would there? Dearest George has hurt himself and, instead of doing the reasonable thing and seeking help from his team, he's decided it's much more effective to lumber around with the enemy.

This won't do. You all know why.

So. If anyone would please do him a favor and take care of that? And take HIM away from his current company. Thank you.

Just as an interesting little side-note, it seems our blue friend hasn't the foggiest about her own team's exploits when it comes to ALASTAIR. Just thought that was fascinating.

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[fintastic]

You could have just asked me, you know! But yes I will help heal him!

...how did he get hurt, exactly?

[ex_mettacrusher33]

Didn't ask. From the maze, I'd assume. Seems it'd be a little late to call attention to an injury if it were from the crash.

And I'd suggest you find him, then. He's not so keen on a handsome metal prince leading him away right now.

[fintastic]

Can you at least give me a hint where you saw him last?

text; un: anonymous

[skelepun]

so which side are you playing here, capulet or montague?

[ex_mettacrusher33]

Montague, obviously. We're significantly more peaceful and prone to dramatics.

[skelepun]

can't argue with that.

still, what's the harm? georgie and his pal, i mean.

y'know, unless you've seen something?

voice; un: scottmccall

[banded]

I can't heal him, but do you really think it's that suspicious? She's not that bad of a person.

[Scott McCall being too trusting, part 5005389535834594354.]

[ex_mettacrusher33]

I never said it was suspicious. I said it wouldn't do.

Do you really want to risk the chances of Zymandis getting their hands on a team member completely willing to divulge information about ALASTAIR?

They need to be separated and George needs to be kept an eye on.

[banded]

Isn't that kind of the same thing? She's had a chance to grab any of us.

Honestly, it sounds like you don't trust George. [Even if that's ... well. George was dealt a bad hand, wasn't he?]

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[neveroutwrenched]

[ Reading and listening were clearing up a lot of questions Ratchet has about the going ons of ALASTAIR...but not all.]

Would this be a bad time to ask, you know...what exactly Zymandis is?

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[Ka-sigh.]

Well, darling. Here's the lightning round.

ALASTAIR wants to save the universes by stopping threatening events to the timelines before they happen. ZYMANDIS wants to CAUSE said events to hasten the destruction of the timelines to "rebirth the universes" or something completely ridiculous.

That's, essentially, all you need to know. Lucina and Loki had some network posts a while back with more information after having a chat with our little friend, but it's all tinged with Zymandis' special brand of "through the eyes of madness," if you wished to scroll back.

audio■ un: virtuoso

[fourscores]

Now that seems awfully foolish of him.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

Yes, that's what I said.

Are you agreeing to lend a hand and help play babysitter?

audio; un: fiona

[cachemoney]

I've spoken with her a little and I'm not really surprised she doesn't know about us. Her job seems pretty specialized and she works solo, so I don't think she interacts with any other Zymandis...es that much.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

And did anyone else break the news to her what they've done? Was there even a reaction, or just practiced apathy?

voice | un: RHY5-W1NZ

[dbag]

Come on. They're cute together! He probably just wants time alone with her.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[...this is it. This is what he gets for trying to help: a headache. He isn't even in a human form. This shouldn't be possible, yet here it is. He has a headache and its name is Fiona and Rhys.]

There isn't enough time in the day for me to explain just how silly that is.

un: harmonia

[digiorno]

You've already got someone, it sounds like, but for the record, I can help next time if you like.

[that way mettaton won't have to talk to peasants]

[ex_mettacrusher33]

You can heal, Gigi? I never knew.

But the more the merrier, I'd say. Just in case Fefi can't find them, perhaps it'd be nice to have a backup.

text; un: noct gar

[armigers]

Why does it feel like you're leaving out most of the important parts? The one time you decided not to talk...

[ex_mettacrusher33]

'fraid you'll have to explain what you think I'm leaving out, darling. It's been a long few weeks.

video; un: coolskeleton95

[boneafide]

I could, but I think you already found some help!! But let me know if you still need anyone to heal! You know what they say about broken bones, and magic words, and also rubber and glue!

[ex_mettacrusher33]

..........

I don't think we're going to be fixing any broken arms with glue, sugarskull.

[Wait.]

Oh, I didn't know you could heal! When did this happen?

voice; un: ASCIIanything

[catphishing]

I think it's cute. She's not really an enemy.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[Oh no, not you too]

Ollie. Sweetheart.

I love you. You're a doll. You're a peach. A perfect, beautiful, sparkling peach hanging right off the tree.

But would you do me the honors of repeating that last sentence while including her full name, title, and affiliated group?