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[slingshots]

a couple things:
what kinda gig did you run back home? the 9-5, you know. humor me, i got a theory.
also, what's the worst ever happened taking the kitchen up on all that chow? anything?

fine, make that a FEW things, here's the one more:
if anyone got spare chicken, or animal training tips, pipe up. i'll take them all.

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[ex_mettacrusher33]

Ha! And we're fun too! We've got a hell of an interviewer on our hands, folks.

I'm an entertainment robot. Sing, dance, act, direct, host, cook, sell, market, compose, write, design... I feel like "all" is an appropriate answer, don't you?

[slingshots]

just about covers everything, sure. can you eat?

[ex_mettacrusher33]

Not originally, no. However...

[There's a puff of smoke and glitter (and, somewhere off-screen, a startled kitten spits and hisses from her basket). Where there once was a handsome robot is now a handsome man, already flicking his hair out of his face as the smoke clears. Unfortunately, his leg doesn't stretch as high in this form as the other, but he'll be sure to make the effort later anyway.]

ALASTAIR didn't mind the commision for a few upgrades. We've some talented scientists in the group, it seems.

[slingshots]

[ whoa... dang, that's pretty cool. but most importantly: ]

so you tried your cooking? how is it?

[ex_mettacrusher33]

Fabulous, [he says, leaving out the still-constant requests to stop putting edible glitter inside of everything he makes. Learning to cook with tastebuds after years without is a learning experience, after all!

Honestly. Who knew glue and sequins tasted awful? Sigh...]

Looking for a chef?

[slingshots]

kinda impressed. here i thought maybe a robot wouldn't know what he was doing with seasoning.
looking for info, but i wouldn't turn away a chef.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

Isn't it fascinating? Who'd have thought? A robot, capable of reading a cookbook!

[slingshots]

sure, figure cooking IS all about the cookbook, that's what they say.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

You're awfully sassy, for a middle-schooler.

I like it. Keep it up, darling.

[slingshots]

thanks, i took a class on it.