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[slingshots]

a couple things:
what kinda gig did you run back home? the 9-5, you know. humor me, i got a theory.
also, what's the worst ever happened taking the kitchen up on all that chow? anything?

fine, make that a FEW things, here's the one more:
if anyone got spare chicken, or animal training tips, pipe up. i'll take them all.

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[Video | UN: METTATON]

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[What did Mettaton use to do? What was his gig? Oh... Ohohohoho, you sweet thing.

Mettaton answers the feed while lounging in a cushioned chair, and he speaks over the magazine he's pointedly thumbing through the pages of.

A magazine with himself plastered on the cover. Of course.]

Just a bit of an entertainer. Are we going to hear about you, darling?

[slingshots]

[ wow, talk about the picture worth a thousand words... ]

did you bring that mag from home? and carry it around with you until now?

text; cuttlefishCuller

[fintastic]

I'm not sure what you mean by the first question, but back on Alternia I lived in the ocean!

Also I don't think I have had anything bad happen from eating in the kitchen!

And as far as cluckbeasts go, I do not know if you can train them. They are sort of dumb! But still lovable.

Does that help? 38)

[slingshots]

kind of. 1 i mean what was your job? 2 good to know, thanks. 3 i don't wanna train the chicken, i wanna feed it to someone. that i'm training. so let me know if you spot any cluckbeasts.

audio; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

I was a professional thief. Nice flexible schedule, weekends off. I get to pick my own clients.

No idea about the kitchen. Never had a problem myself, but I'm sure weird stuff happens there.

Depends on the animal. I know a bit about horses and some lizards.

[slingshots]

what's the difference between a professional and a casual thief?

text ( un: melodious )

[qarn]

I'm an artist. [ none of that past tense shit, please. ]

What's the theory?

[slingshots]

don't worry, you'll read all about it in the research paper when it's published. what kind of art do you make?

un: what

[bladefaire]

[ he has no idea what a gig is but ]

I fought as the champion for the West Khan of Regna Ferox.

What is a '9-5'?

[slingshots]

9-5 is less than a job like that sounds. is regna ferox a person?

text; un: PERIDOT5XG

[slapfight]

I was a technician and a kindergartner.

What is your theory?

[slingshots]

kindergartner's not usually a job.

text■ un: virtuoso

[fourscores]

I worked with a traveling theater. What's your theory?

[slingshots]

have you met mettaton?

TEXT. UN: LOKI

[selfimage]

A theory, hm?
I'll bite.

I'm the god of mischief.

[slingshots]

how's that pay?

text; un: white_lotus

[pummelling]

You don't know already? Thought you said you were a good student.

I'll repeat for the benefit of everybody else, though: [and cause he likes to showboat...] Shaolin warrior, was working with a small team affiliated with Earthrealm's Special Forces organization to address threats in Outworld. Helped punch a fallen god out when he tried to break the multiverse. No big deal.

As for your other questions: indigestion, and I'm fresh out of bird-rearing tips.

[slingshots]

real thoughtful of you, thanks. sounds like you might have to get into the fallen god story at some point, thought.
any different if i say i'm looking for chickens, comma, and animal training trips, separate ideas?

text; un: redlion

[secondnature]

I'm a paladin of Voltron, the defender of the universe.

What's the theory?

[slingshots]

what's that even mean?

audio | un: unknownrealms

[headlining]

I'm a reporter for an occult magazine called Unknown Realms. [Like his username...he's not terribly creative.] I suppose I'm still on the job, even if I'm relieved I don't have to meet any deadlines...

And why do you need chicken training tips? I didn't even know they could be trained.

[slingshots]

loyalty to the job, even in another universe. i'm sure they're touched. what kinda articles in a mag like that?
it's training for the thing the chicken's for, actually.

un: lucina

[tolight]

I was part of the Ylissean militia, working to bring peace to the continent. [ Travel back in time, kill a dragon, etc. ]

Which animal are you hoping to train?

[slingshots]

lake monster. is there just the one continent in your world, or a few?

un: tony hawk

[feathery]

i played a video game
anyway the worst thing that happened to me was when i forgot a banana in a box and shit became more rank than a sweaty granddads bo on a hot texan afternoon

[slingshots]

for a living?
hope you didn't need the box for anything.

voice | un: the doctor

[spacerhyme]

Lecturer. At a university.

[ which is technically accurate. and entirely misleading. ]

[slingshots]

what subject?

@kansas [ text ]

[signifies]

I worked odd jobs.

[ He's been warned to keep his position at the Planet a secret. Clark is sticking to that until he sees a reason not to. ]

[slingshots]

[ there's a pause on this reply, but it comes eventually. she's so glad this is text. ]

yeah? got a favorite category?