TEXT | un: purrsona

[purrtagonist]

[about four or so hours after the infiltration of the Mothership mission begins, a message appears on the network. it's in text, mostly because. . . uh. talking into one's magitek about an undercover mission while surrounded by enemy agents is probably not wise]

So has anyone come up with a code name for themselves yet?

[. . . yep. . .]

An undercover spy mission seems like a good chance for just that. Think about it-- you can finally be the person you've always wanted to be with the name you've always wanted to have. Viking. Sapphire. Velociraptor. I think the possibilities are pretty endless.

[THAT SAID]

Though it'd probably be nice to meet all of you without the mask of a code name, first. I keep running into people I don't know, and I can't tell who is an ally and who isn't.

[. . .]

I call dibs on the name 002.

[a very serious post during a very serious mission? also? help the new guy out by introducing yourself so he can stop freaking out every time he runs into someone new!!]

Comments

[purrtagonist]

So. . . in layman's terms.






He's really good at flying?

[feathery]

fucking amazing at it
heliums got nothing on him
like the dude never lands

[purrtagonist]

If he's not careful he's going to start making balloons jealous.

[feathery]

if they arent jealous already then hes clearly been slacking
pretty soon the only job left for balloons will be getting into contorted party favors by clowns

[purrtagonist]

And that'll be the day we mourn the loss of hot air balloon rides everywhere.

[feathery]

thats what they get for being full of hot air
only serious flight contenders are allowed

[purrtagonist]

So if balloons are out, that leaves. . .
Airplanes and helicopters.

And fellow birds.

[feathery]

im a full supporter of sharing airspace with fellow birds
except for like
owls and shit
cause theyre assholes and would totally eat a crow which is
suddenly a thing i care about apparently
well alright then

[purrtagonist]

[well. huh]

I'm glad I could at least lead you to this very important epiphany?
I think.

[feathery]

yeah i dunno
my birdbrain is pretty insistent on it being relevant information but the rest of me doesnt really care
like what are the odds im gonna run into a space owl big enough to actually have me for lunch