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[sadgay]

Quick poll: if you received a scroll claiming to be instructions for a magic spell, what would you think are the odds that it's some elaborate joke?

For clarification, this isn't entirely hypothetical.

Comments

[sadgay]

You make it sound like it's the curse of Madame Zeroni.

It lists a whole bunch of random stuff...lighting or putting out a fire, heating something up or cooling it down, etc. etc. Useful, but a little lame compared to turning invisible or shooting lightning from my fingers.

[webdesigned]

that would mean you could carry an old lady up a mountain and sing a little and itll go away

not that this stuff is ... bad, it just takes getting used to. and thats... look, for all the time we spend being man v wild out there, that stuff sounds really handy.

[sadgay]

True. No electricity, no stove, no washing machine - how did people ever live like this?

That's assuming I can get it to work tho.

[webdesigned]

i guess we are going to get a crash course, huh... it cant be worse than the maze though, so small favors

i dont have magical powers but when i got mine it was a lot of testing and trial and error. be smarter about it than i was and be careful, is my suggestion... and there are teammates that could help?

stiles got a scroll like yours, dif powers, but hed have better advice than i do if you need it

[sadgay]

I want to ask, "Can anything be worse than the labyrinth?" but I'm afraid of finding out the answer.

wait hold on, what kind of powers do you have if they're not the magical kind? are we talking super strength or what?

[This is too much for him... And give him a moment to look something up.]

Stiles...he wouldn't happen to go by "beacons" would he?

[webdesigned]

for starters, yes

( let's not make it overly complicated with super senses and being super sticky, is it really relevant

as for stiles, it takes him a moment. new phone, who dis... same guy, new username )

yeah, thats the one. he got a power from a scroll and hes gotten really good with it, amazing actually. so he can probably help you out.
since my powers arent magical i might not be the most helpful but uh, i am always game for experimenting, if you want to figure out parameters of your power. that i can do.

[sadgay]

thanks for the tip.

and I'll hit you up if I'm in an experimental mood, Bill Nye.

[Because you're the scienceguy.]

[webdesigned]

( omg....... calling him bill nye........ you made his entire life, connor... )

👍👍👍 no problem

& ngl it is sort of a relief that someone around here knows who bill nye is

( the centaur probably doesn't. she wouldn't be the only one, either. )

[sadgay]

a little hint of normalcy?

as we discuss supernatural powers lol

[webdesigned]

yeah, something like that

seems like modern earth might not be as popular a draw point as it used to be? maybe i'm just crazy on that one, not sure

[sadgay]

hard to tell with all the alternate universes and timelines floating around out there

[webdesigned]

yeah, fair enough

i'm a fan of the string theory but even i am starting to lose count on differing realities represented in one group of ... what, 50+ now?

[sadgay]

aren't you proud to be working in a field that promotes so much diversity?

[This is 100% facetious.]