text | UN: A$HMON3Y

[moneyballer]

ay yo ladieeeeez 😜 hay hay hAY hayyyyyy ✋✋✋ if any of u girly gals need a STUDMUFFIN ✔️✔️✔️✔️ 2 help sell the whole baws asssz upper class B I A T C H than g thang thaaaaang 💁 dis boi got an 🍑 dat won't quit and a lotta lurve ❤️❤️❤️ 4 his new teamies so holla atcho homie if u need a little man 🍭 hangin around while u strut ur stuff

*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

skeet skeet

Comments

[pummelling]

PLEASE dont talk about this on the network

[moneyballer]

why u look good

[This is genuine.]

[pummelling]

I don't care if I look good
I just care that I don't look BAD

I'm here to do a job and get to the bottom of whatever is going on here, and if I have to put on a stupid kimono to get some answers I will but im not gonna like it

[digiorno]

Don't blame the kimono for your bad attitude.

[pummelling]

Too late
Matriarchy sucks

I cant believe this is what women feel like all the time
even I can be on the DL about being gay if I have to, here you just cant NOT be a guy

[great job jimbo]

[digiorno]

Jin there are times when it's better to just not speak your mind.

[pummelling]

i hate this mission

[digiorno]

It hates you too.

[pummelling]

At least thats one thing that adds up in hanabira

[moneyballer]

um how about the ***PATRIARCHY sucks??? get with the times kung jina

[don't b fooled at the fake woke white]

[pummelling]

HERE i hate the matriarchy
the patriarchy sucks too

sorry im doing something its hard to thinktype

[moneyballer]

i kno

[coughs a lil]

ahem

i kinda wish you were

doin somethin else

🍆🍆

[pummelling]

Can you maybe not send me an eggplant immediately after you said the food here was 'super yumyum in your tumtums'

[moneyballer]

👅👅👅👅👅

[pummelling]

Asher why

[moneyballer]

ur just doin it cause u got a point 2 prove

mr "i gotta b rad @ everything"

[pummelling]

it's not MY fault that this is a matriarchy!! NO one will listen to me

I just want to make getting around easier

[read: both maya and lucina have had to bail his ass out when stealth has failed, thank god he has girlfriends]

[moneyballer]

yeah and i wonder how that feels

[kind of a joke??? kind of referring 2 women but mostly 2 himself lbr]

[pummelling]

oh i know how it feels
just not like this

[moneyballer]

it's not THAT bad

[guess who's also used 2 bein treated like dirt at this point lol]

we don't actually live here??? and the food's super yumyums in mah tumtums

[pummelling]

[asher why he's just going to IGNORE THAT]

Yeah, it just blows
It's a wake up call but it really blows

[moneyballer]

u kno i can always tell ya how gr8 u r

[Sincerely.]

if u ever need a reminder ❤️

[pummelling]

[please don't do this on the network]

Thanks, Ash. ❤️
but I'm still out running after leads in the meantime

[moneyballer]

well go get em tiger 🐯

i'll catch ya l8er then

mods im sorry if we submit this for ac and you have to read it

[pummelling]

Love you
Youre my studmuffin at least