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[moneyballer]

ay yo ladieeeeez 😜 hay hay hAY hayyyyyy ✋✋✋ if any of u girly gals need a STUDMUFFIN ✔️✔️✔️✔️ 2 help sell the whole baws asssz upper class B I A T C H than g thang thaaaaang 💁 dis boi got an 🍑 dat won't quit and a lotta lurve ❤️❤️❤️ 4 his new teamies so holla atcho homie if u need a little man 🍭 hangin around while u strut ur stuff

*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

skeet skeet

Comments

[tolight]

Yes. That's a smile, isn't it?

:) [ She's used this before, look at that. ]

[refashioned]

All those symbols he used are just really advanced versions of that.

The rest of the letters are just nonsense, though they'll sound better if you say them out loud.

[tolight]

[ Give her like, a solid 5 minutes of slowly reading out the post to herself. Quietly. ]

... I see that now, thank you.

Although, I fail to understand what the peach has to do with any of this.

[refashioned]

You could argue that the peach is used in an unconventional fashion. Though it would still be a double entendre.

In context, it means that he has a butt that won't quit. Whether that's true or not is not for me to say.

[moneyballer]

[it is the one thing in this post that is true, veronica]

[tolight]

... I see. [ She still doesn't understand tbh. ]

How does the peach look like a ... butt?

[moneyballer]

itz round n jiggly

[tolight]

The peaches I've had do not... jiggle. Unless they're rotting.

[refashioned]

Look at its shape.

[tolight]

...

...

I see. [ What does she even say to this, her world has basically been turned upside down, rip. ]

It's a... creative use of it, if nothing else.

[refashioned]

Pray that we never hit a world that's in the 201X decade. I think you may be astonished by what people are able to accomplish with these little pictures.

[tolight]

[ Lbr Veronica jinxed it. ] It seems there are some things I will never get used to.

[refashioned]

[Lbr she wanted to jinx it.]

In time. Or sometimes you're just like a fifty year old soccer mom trying to sound cool.

[tolight]

Is that a common occurrence as well? [ The modern world sounds hard. ]

[refashioned]

Yes.

Unfortunately yes.

[tolight]

... I'll keep this in mind. [ As if she could. ] Thank you, Veronica.