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[moneyballer]

ay yo ladieeeeez 😜 hay hay hAY hayyyyyy ✋✋✋ if any of u girly gals need a STUDMUFFIN ✔️✔️✔️✔️ 2 help sell the whole baws asssz upper class B I A T C H than g thang thaaaaang 💁 dis boi got an 🍑 dat won't quit and a lotta lurve ❤️❤️❤️ 4 his new teamies so holla atcho homie if u need a little man 🍭 hangin around while u strut ur stuff

*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

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[moneyballer]

Oh.

[Asher chews the inside of his lip, head cocking to the side slightly.]

Dang. You've probably never seen anyone with a lil-

[wait how old is this twink again]

Nevermind.

[unholey]

With a--

[Fugo cuts himself off. Asher will hear him take a breath. He also pinches the bridge of his nose and grinds his molars, but as this isn't video Asher won't get to see that. It's probably for the best.]

You know what. Yes, let's nevermind that.

[He Does Not Want To Know. Or, at least: he doesn't want to know from Asher.]

[pummelling]

[BASEBALL SLIDES IN]

You'll have to excuse him. He means well, but his foot's permanently stuck in his mouth.

[unholey]

[In a very Not Sorry tone of voice:] Sorry, but my social overhead was getting too high so I had to cut back certain niceties. Particularly excuses. I'm saving them for emergencies.

[pummelling]

Noted. And accepted. In this case, I think Asher deserves it.

[nerd.]

[unholey]

Fill out the paperwork and I'll pretend to take your request into consideration before I use the reject stamp on it. How does that sound?

[pummelling]

Like you need to get some outside hobbies, Fugo?

[moneyballer]

[uselessly babbles while his boyfriend and one of his boyfriend's adopted sons exchange witty banter in the distance]