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[moneyballer]

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*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

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Comments

[moneyballer]

it is where i'm from

[pokes head in like an overly excited golden retriever]

[soldiersminute]

And where is that exactly?

[moneyballer]

west philadelphia born n raised ✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️

[A reference that is most likely lost on a good majority of this audience, although thankfully, this works in Asher's favor and he knows it.]

naw i'm just playin, i'm from new york, up a little ways from the city, a lotta ways actually

any of those places ring a bell?

[soldiersminute]

[Sorry, Asher. You're 65 years too early for that reference to make any sense.]

I do plenty of business in America. I'm familiar with New York City.

[And boy does it figure that this kid is American.]

[moneyballer]

oh, well, i'm not from the city, but

[He's spent most of his life in Philadelphia, though not the parts that his favorite TV character is from.

Asher's life has primarily been spent behind tall fences and within white walls, cold as they may be.]

it is nice to hear someone say that they know where it is

it's kinda been a while

[soldiersminute]

With the exception of Boston, it's where my knowledge of your country's geography begins and ends.

[moneyballer]

i like boston

they p much all talk super funny, and i dunno

i think it's kinda adorbz

[plus ben affleck is pretty* (this is his opinion, it is 2014 and he is as Unaware as they cum)]

which country are you from?

[soldiersminute]

[Tommy can figure out what the hell "adorbz" is on his own, but Asher, please never comment on his accent like that.]

I'm from Birmingham, England. [He considers it a moment and decides that Asher probably doesn't know where the hell that is.] It's north of London.

[Does he even know where London is? Oh well.]