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[moneyballer]

ay yo ladieeeeez 😜 hay hay hAY hayyyyyy ✋✋✋ if any of u girly gals need a STUDMUFFIN ✔️✔️✔️✔️ 2 help sell the whole baws asssz upper class B I A T C H than g thang thaaaaang 💁 dis boi got an 🍑 dat won't quit and a lotta lurve ❤️❤️❤️ 4 his new teamies so holla atcho homie if u need a little man 🍭 hangin around while u strut ur stuff

*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

skeet skeet

Comments

[unholey]

I'm glad to help. Modern day messaging can be incomprehensible when you first run into it, but once you're used to its rules it's not so bad.

Yes and no. Yes, because surrounding oneself with sexually attractive people who are paid to fawn over you and/or take care of your needs is a demonstration of wealth and power. But no because of who wrote the post.

Millstone just likes talking about butts.

[abortz]

[This person seems smarter, at least.]

So he's just an idiot pretending to care about the mission here.

😠

[unholey]

Oh, I wouldn't say that. Millstone is much more personable and deft at navigating certain social spaces than other members of our team, including myself. He writes like an idiot, but he's not stupid. He wouldn't have made the offer if he didn't care about the mission.

See? You're getting the hang of it. With that emoji, I can tell you're not happy with this conversation. Although I think you might want to go for something more like this, since the one you have looks more distressed than anything else:

😒

[abortz]

It isn't that complicated with the idea explained.

😒

So he's a more social role. He should be better at communicating, then.

[unholey]

Just think of him as being exceptionally specialized at casual conversation. He makes people laugh.

[moneyballer]

dayum FG-eezy u don't even know me like dat and u sayin cool shit

[He's gonna ignore all the other jabs, they seem pretty typically... Fugo.]

datz hella nice, thank u ❤️

[unholey]

You're welcome for stating the obvious? I guess.

We're all here because we bring something to the table. Hathaway isn't (as much) of a bleeding heart as ALASTAIR was.

[moneyballer]

UUUUUUM F Y EFFI N I

i do care??? like, i don't want these hanabira mofos 2 get in2 a fight n die

[abortz]

If you care then make sure your teammates can understand you. This is inefficent. I don't know what a mofos is.

[moneyballer]

it's cuz ur lame

[That's not why.]