moneyballer: by yaylikeawon @ plurk (4)
asher fuckboy millstone ([personal profile] moneyballer) wrote in [community profile] futurology2018-01-21 08:40 pm

text | UN: A$HMON3Y

ay yo ladieeeeez 😜 hay hay hAY hayyyyyy ✋✋✋ if any of u girly gals need a STUDMUFFIN ✔️✔️✔️✔️ 2 help sell the whole baws asssz upper class B I A T C H than g thang thaaaaang 💁 dis boi got an 🍑 dat won't quit and a lotta lurve ❤️❤️❤️ 4 his new teamies so holla atcho homie if u need a little man 🍭 hangin around while u strut ur stuff

*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

skeet skeet
digiorno: icon by me; art by pixiv #15023561 (♛ & it's cruel)

[personal profile] digiorno 2018-01-22 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
So? Educate yourselves.

[pushes asher into a puddle]
digiorno: (♛ i could scream forever)

[personal profile] digiorno 2018-01-22 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, good, you're here, I meant to ask you--a conversation I had upthread got me worried. DID Asher's offer to be ur daddy have any influence on your interest in pursuing a relationship with him?
pummelling: by <user name=buttadventure site=plurk.com>, dns (89)

[personal profile] pummelling 2018-01-22 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
[curse kung jin's inability to not run headfirst into a fight being picked with him]

If you thought you were going to trip me up with this think again: that, along with "probably hetero", was one of the initial barriers
digiorno: (♛ & you're a cherry blossom)

[personal profile] digiorno 2018-01-22 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
[you unbelievably predictable man]

All right, good. I just had to make sure. I was trying to figure out if I'd missed some kind of sign of bad judgment all this time. Were you lying to me from the start? "Oh no it will never work" you said, all the while drawing hearts around Asher's username.
pummelling: <user name=yevon> (84)

this is so cheesy, i hate him

[personal profile] pummelling 2018-01-22 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
A guy can have a longshot of a crush if he wants
Lucky for me, I've got pretty decent aim.
digiorno: (♛ but you will remember me)

[personal profile] digiorno 2018-01-22 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
>> Friendship with Kung Jin terminated.
digiorno: (♛ too strong)

[personal profile] digiorno 2018-01-22 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
Just kidding. But that was horrible and you should be ashamed of yourself.
pummelling: (02)

[personal profile] pummelling 2018-01-22 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
LOL

[STOP HIM!!!!!]

now YOU'RE welcome.
digiorno: (♛ & this is supposed to match)

[personal profile] digiorno 2018-01-22 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh. I guess we're even.

[UNTRUE, YOU FELL FOR THE DISTRACTION TECHNIQUE KUNG JIN YOU HAVE BEEN OUTWITTED YET AGAIN DON GIOVANNA CAN NEVER BE DEFEATED (throws glitter bomb onto the ground and disappears)]
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[personal profile] pummelling 2018-01-22 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
[DON GIOVANNA RIDES AGAIN...............................]
digiorno: icon by me! art credit? (♛ all the same)

v. voice???

[personal profile] digiorno 2018-01-22 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
. . . Why did you feel the need to go to video for that? I'm horrified.
digiorno: (♛ but i want it)

[personal profile] digiorno 2018-01-22 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't need to see your face while you are talking about Jin's kinks, Asher.
pummelling: (03)

[personal profile] pummelling 2018-01-22 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
[please no]