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[moneyballer]

ay yo ladieeeeez 😜 hay hay hAY hayyyyyy ✋✋✋ if any of u girly gals need a STUDMUFFIN ✔️✔️✔️✔️ 2 help sell the whole baws asssz upper class B I A T C H than g thang thaaaaang 💁 dis boi got an 🍑 dat won't quit and a lotta lurve ❤️❤️❤️ 4 his new teamies so holla atcho homie if u need a little man 🍭 hangin around while u strut ur stuff

*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

skeet skeet

Comments

[digiorno]

So? Educate yourselves.

[pushes asher into a puddle]

[pummelling]

Adorable. :)

[moneyballer]

kyoot

[digiorno]

Oh, good, you're here, I meant to ask you--a conversation I had upthread got me worried. DID Asher's offer to be ur daddy have any influence on your interest in pursuing a relationship with him?

[pummelling]

[curse kung jin's inability to not run headfirst into a fight being picked with him]

If you thought you were going to trip me up with this think again: that, along with "probably hetero", was one of the initial barriers

[digiorno]

[you unbelievably predictable man]

All right, good. I just had to make sure. I was trying to figure out if I'd missed some kind of sign of bad judgment all this time. Were you lying to me from the start? "Oh no it will never work" you said, all the while drawing hearts around Asher's username.

this is so cheesy, i hate him

[pummelling]

A guy can have a longshot of a crush if he wants
Lucky for me, I've got pretty decent aim.

[digiorno]

>> Friendship with Kung Jin terminated.

[digiorno]

Just kidding. But that was horrible and you should be ashamed of yourself.

[pummelling]

LOL

[STOP HIM!!!!!]

now YOU'RE welcome.

[digiorno]

Ugh. I guess we're even.

[UNTRUE, YOU FELL FOR THE DISTRACTION TECHNIQUE KUNG JIN YOU HAVE BEEN OUTWITTED YET AGAIN DON GIOVANNA CAN NEVER BE DEFEATED (throws glitter bomb onto the ground and disappears)]

[pummelling]

[DON GIOVANNA RIDES AGAIN...............................]

chirping, again, on video

[moneyballer]

He's not into that kink.

v. voice???

[digiorno]

. . . Why did you feel the need to go to video for that? I'm horrified.

[moneyballer]

It just needed to be said.

[digiorno]

I didn't need to see your face while you are talking about Jin's kinks, Asher.

[pummelling]

[please no]