text | UN: A$HMON3Y

[moneyballer]

ay yo ladieeeeez 😜 hay hay hAY hayyyyyy ✋✋✋ if any of u girly gals need a STUDMUFFIN ✔️✔️✔️✔️ 2 help sell the whole baws asssz upper class B I A T C H than g thang thaaaaang 💁 dis boi got an 🍑 dat won't quit and a lotta lurve ❤️❤️❤️ 4 his new teamies so holla atcho homie if u need a little man 🍭 hangin around while u strut ur stuff

*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

skeet skeet

Comments

text; un: wellsuited

[ofobedience]

This is the most obnoxious thing I've ever seen. What, exactly, are you trying to convey?

i did not mean for this callout 2 b so rude

[moneyballer]

this is the most obnoxious thing u've ever read and you go around sportin a bowl cut like it isn't annoying A-F????

its okay, it's about time someone told him

[ofobedience]

What?

don't b mean 2 him u doughy faced piece of shit

[moneyballer]

ur hair, dude

[Cue an idle glance at his device.]

gotta admit, the cool threads n the stone cold killa attitude make up 4 it, buuuuut

[A double entendre, unintentional-]

jesus mothaeffin CHRIST mang

how'd u walk around for that long without someone sayin anythin about it

yeah it's mean to kick dogs did no one ever tell him that

[ofobedience]

You're telling me there's something wrong with my hair? Its just hair. This is how it always looks.

[It's how Mother always does it I mean uh...]