text | UN: A$HMON3Y

[moneyballer]

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*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

skeet skeet

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text; un: wellsuited

[ofobedience]

Ah, a translation. I did wonder if I was the only one who could only discern it as gibberish.

[Although he's still a little confused as to why having a nice arse would be relevant, in this context.]

[unholey]

It honestly makes more sense if you read it aloud. And are familiar with American English slang.

[Just... don't worry about it, Giovanni. Don't worry about butts.]

[ofobedience]

I can't say American English slang is something I'm particularly accustomed to. Perhaps that explains it.

[Being from some strange post-apocalyptic version of Germany, and all. And yeah...he's gonna try not to think too hard about butts tbh.]

[unholey]

To be fair I only am because I ... knew someone. He liked listening to rap. English is my second language so, when I heard turns of phrases I was unfamiliar with, I would look them up.

[ofobedience]

I see. I'll admit I only spoke the one language before arriving here. And it was certainly less...colourful, shall we say.

[unholey]

All languages are colorful. It just depends on who you talk to. If you only talk to boring people, it stands to reason you'll never run into new forms of usage.

[ofobedience]

I was trying to be polite. And whilst the individuals I used to associate with may not have engaged in the kind of ugly slang seen here, they certainly wouldn't have been described as boring.

[You know, being ruthless killing machines and all that.]