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[moneyballer]

ay yo ladieeeeez 😜 hay hay hAY hayyyyyy ✋✋✋ if any of u girly gals need a STUDMUFFIN ✔️✔️✔️✔️ 2 help sell the whole baws asssz upper class B I A T C H than g thang thaaaaang 💁 dis boi got an 🍑 dat won't quit and a lotta lurve ❤️❤️❤️ 4 his new teamies so holla atcho homie if u need a little man 🍭 hangin around while u strut ur stuff

*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

skeet skeet

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[hackedhistory]

[what ... even ... is ... ???? Sadly, Zari is from a post-twitter society, so she's not even sure that's English.]

Is your magitek working properly?

[moneyballer]

pffffff y e a h

[wait, maybe something else is going on here-]

is urs?

i mean

dis mad DELISHUSHNESS is totez real lol

[don't call urself delicious there is a series called Tokyo Ghoul...]

[hackedhistory]

No, mine is working fine. That all just didn't seem like a known language - at least not where I'm from.

[Why ... do you speak/think this way.]

[moneyballer]

gotcha gotcha gooooeeetchya

[i'm sry this is so obnoxious]

so, where ya from? can't guarantee i'll recognize the planet, galaxy, or culture, but hey

's worth a shot

[hackedhistory]

Central City, Missouri. Planet Earth.

[And just in case he happens to be Earth-adjacent.]

I'm from 2042.

[moneyballer]

can't say i've ever heard of the city, but i'm pretty sure i know where missouri is

[Meeting people from the future has gotten less weird over time.

Still, he can't help but wonder if any of them will ever hail from his own.]

do ppl still have hoedowns in 2042?

[hackedhistory]

No. ARGUS outlawed hoedowns. Country music in general. It just goes against their death metal vibe.

[That ... may not be strictly true, but Zari is a troll, and it's not like he can fact check her.]