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[moneyballer]

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skeet skeet

Comments

[unholey]

[There is a long period of no response. Because what the hell do you say to that. There's crude and then there's talking about "a maiden's virtue" with an actual girl. He Does Not Want To. Nobody can make him.]

Setting the matter of the peach aside, Millstone also used the face of a monkey as shorthand for "monkey business".

Monkey business is an English idiom for "fooling around" or otherwise mischievous behavior; it occasionally means criminal mischief, but that meaning seems to have fallen out of favor. In this case, what Millstone means is: "I'm not here to mess around and hook up; I already have a romantic partner."

I don't know what "skeet skeet" means. It appears to be totally untranslatable.

[grunehexe]

”Skeet skeet” escapes me as well. Perhaps a form of onomatopoeia?

The monkey metaphor makes sense at least. I did read some primates were particularly sexually promiscuous...

[unholey]

Maybe? But at the same time doubtful. Millstone mangles words with improper spelling, prefixes, and suffixes, but he doesn't often use nonsense words.

Why are we coming back to this... as far as I know, it's not meant to be innuendo. It's the sort of phrase authority figures could use to chastise misbehaving children.

[grunehexe]

Like a corruption of "scoot scoot", as in scooting out of the network in shame for such a post as this?

But he says it and then immediately mentions his status as a man in a sexual relationship, so surely it's related?

[unholey]

... that's not half a bad idea. But if you're really curious, you should probably ask him to clarify before using it yourself.

It's absolutely not related. And if he intended for it to be that way, then he used the idiom incorrectly.

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[moneyballer]

bruh skeet skeet has nothing 2 do with sex

[At least, not in this context.]