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[moneyballer]

ay yo ladieeeeez 😜 hay hay hAY hayyyyyy ✋✋✋ if any of u girly gals need a STUDMUFFIN ✔️✔️✔️✔️ 2 help sell the whole baws asssz upper class B I A T C H than g thang thaaaaang 💁 dis boi got an 🍑 dat won't quit and a lotta lurve ❤️❤️❤️ 4 his new teamies so holla atcho homie if u need a little man 🍭 hangin around while u strut ur stuff

*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

skeet skeet

Comments

[moneyballer]

yeah, buuuuuuuut

🍑

[He couldn't resist.]

u said friend

[sadgay]

yeah and??

don't make this weird

[moneyballer]

's not weird, it's kyoot

[cute, he means cute]

our friendly-hizzly-ship is good n pure n real, mah beardy boi

u don't gotta act like ur allergic 2 it or nuttin

[sadgay]

yeah yeah whatever. I get it.

anyway, as noble as your sacrifice is, what would anyone need with your grade B arm candy services?

[moneyballer]

look im better at blendin in than u alright???

at least i didn't cry my first day on the job

[It was more the fourth or fifth day, really.]

and PLUS i'm super gr8 at makin other ppl look BALLER ! i'm like THE best hype man

[sadgay]

I didn't CRY

[He just threw up...and had a panic attack...]

are you allowed to hype yourself

but I guess you are pretty good, if you can make Jin sound tolerable

[moneyballer]

[In all fairness, Asher doesn't judge him for it as much as that message suggests. Any hostility is only to keep up appearances, to have things seem familiar.]

look, i KNO my main man can be a real pain in the 🍑 sometimes, but

[Understatement of the year, though he will always remember that Connor and Jin didn't quite hate each other enough to keep from working together to surprise him-]

his ❤️'s like 3x as big as dumb ego, i promsies

[JUST SAY PROMISE!!!]

[sadgay]

you mean his 🌭 is three times as big

which might be why he’s a pain in the ass

[Why are you like this.]