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[moneyballer]

ay yo ladieeeeez 😜 hay hay hAY hayyyyyy ✋✋✋ if any of u girly gals need a STUDMUFFIN ✔️✔️✔️✔️ 2 help sell the whole baws asssz upper class B I A T C H than g thang thaaaaang 💁 dis boi got an 🍑 dat won't quit and a lotta lurve ❤️❤️❤️ 4 his new teamies so holla atcho homie if u need a little man 🍭 hangin around while u strut ur stuff

*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

skeet skeet

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[moneyballer]

Welp, some of the dudes are into it, so...

[ALSKDJF JESUS]

[flexing]

Two idiots instead of one will not gain you any ground here.

[moneyballer]

[dumb warbling]

Says you, how long have you even been here?

[The newest of the lot have not seen the worst of it.

As far as he's concerned, it's been smooth sailing so far. No planets erupting at the center or deadly viruses spreading at every turn, and most of all, no deaths.

Not as far as he knows.]

We haven't even hit the big leagues, this is barely the tip of the iceberg.

You don't know what you're talking about.

[flexing]

No. I am talking about two men keeping company in this place, going about. A man and woman? Yes, she is his escort. Two women? They will have important business somewhere. But two men? You will get nowhere, no one will take you seriously.

[moneyballer]

[Asher is so used to being underestimated he didn't even think of the context, and his eyes grow wide when he realizes what she truly means.]

God.

You're right.

[flexing]

Of course I am right. [ she snorts. ] So no, these women don't need you -- you need them.

[moneyballer]

[clutches chest]

...Hey???

[His face contorts in a way that seems to suggest that he should be offended, which he is...

But she is also... Speaking the truth.]

[flexing]

[ she offers a shrug; truth is good for you little man ]

Be kind and make more sense, it would benefit you.