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[moneyballer]

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[abortz]

Being human sounds inconvenient. And disgusting.

[moneyballer]

I mean, it is.

Gotta admit, it does kinda suck sometimes.

[Asher is not immortal and therefore fears death, unlike someone like Loki. When cut with a sharp edge, his palms will bleed and ache, and he can never let the damage run too deep.]

But there's a lot about it that's pretty dang awesome, too.

And, I'm not sure I'd be willin' to even give up all the bad stuff if it means I gotta lose all that.

[abortz]

What's good about it?

[moneyballer]

Stuff that's kinda hard to explain, I guess.

[With great power comes great responsibility.

At least he doesn't have that kind of ability- It means that for all his bumbling and foolishness, he will never be able to destroy someone in quite that way.]

Love, joy, family...

That dumb gooey feelin' you get in your gut when ya make someone laugh.

I guess you don't necessarily have to be human to know about all of those things, but I dunno. I kinda like being human, actually.

I feel like it's helped me learn a whole lot.