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[moneyballer]

ay yo ladieeeeez 😜 hay hay hAY hayyyyyy ✋✋✋ if any of u girly gals need a STUDMUFFIN ✔️✔️✔️✔️ 2 help sell the whole baws asssz upper class B I A T C H than g thang thaaaaang 💁 dis boi got an 🍑 dat won't quit and a lotta lurve ❤️❤️❤️ 4 his new teamies so holla atcho homie if u need a little man 🍭 hangin around while u strut ur stuff

*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

skeet skeet

Comments

[undeserved]

You mean alcohol. No. It's not necessary.

[moneyballer]

it's not necessary, or you just can't have it?

[He is well aware that there are many varieties of living in this place, or living things. Asher is largely unbothered by the aliens, robots, and other life forms at this point.]

or

you just don't want to

?

[undeserved]

I don't need it, and I don't want it.

[ she probably does need a stiff drink but she doesn't know that ]

[moneyballer]

well den wut do u want???

[An oddly intimate question, though phrased in the poorest manner possible.]

since it's OBVI dat u dunno da real meanin of FUNsies

[undeserved]

For you to type normally. That's all.

[ what ]

[moneyballer]

fine

[took him long enough]

i'm offerin help for the peepz who aren't super down to fake it til they make it, ok?

goin icognito takes some gettin used 2

and i'm kinda used to it at this point, so

yeah

[undeserved]

[ that's only like a 50% improvement but she'll take it she guesses.......... ]

What kind of help do you mean?

[ internally, she's already decided she doesn't want his help, but, well. she put herself in this hole. ]