text | UN: A$HMON3Y

[moneyballer]

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*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

skeet skeet

Comments

[moneyballer]

ey yo so lemme get this str8

[d o n ' t]

so this ISN'T some kinda ploy 2 make me look dumb?

[he doesn't need a ploy u already do]

[reposing]

Not in the least. I'm just unfamiliar with your slang.

[moneyballer]

[He is so used to consternation, he has forgotten that curiosity can come without it.]

oh, um

i can explain it for ya

if datz coo'

lol

[reposing]

If you don't mind.

[moneyballer]

so, in my world, we have our own form of electronic messaging

[Because for all Asher knows, this person's universe could be devoid of anything of the sort.]

and we use pictures, sometimes, so that the message is shorter aaaaand

more fun??? ig

[reposing]

So you have a way to communicate with text like these devices, but it is more shorthand, slang-influenced, and includes the images you've displayed. Thus, that means you are more used to that form of communication?

[moneyballer]

[No one has ever quite put it that way.]

well, yeah, actually

[Asher has known for a while know that his often irritating turn of phrase isn't the way most people around here would communicate. Their messages are typically far more direct or at least more eloquent.

Somehow, having it all pointed out to him like this makes him feel a tad-]

why is that

that's weird, huh

[Well, lonely.]

[reposing]

I don't think it's particularly strange if it's the culture you know and grew up with.

So long as you are patient, I will do my best to understand what you write.

[moneyballer]

[Alucard's oddly rational reaction to his ridiculous outburst is strangely comforting.]

whoa

that's hella nice of u old timey guy

[Clearly, this is a rare occurrence.]

same 2 u on my end, then

[reposing]

Alucard. "Old timey guy" is a mouthful, I think.

Thank you. I know that my time is different than most within our team.

[moneyballer]

all YOU card, got it 👌

[No that's not it.]

what time are u from??? like, 1550?

1550 BC?

[He doesn't sound that dated...]

[reposing]

Do I have to call you Ashmoney?

[ur a dork, but it's harmless]

1476, A.D.

[moneyballer]

um, FYI, it's A$HMON3Y

and yeah! sure why not

[DON'T]

oh wow cool so i was close

[With the first guess.]

do u have long hair n a powdery wig

[reposing]

I think I might prefer to call you by your actual name, if you don't mind.

[please]

Yes to long hair, no to the wig. Why would I wear that?