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[moneyballer]

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*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

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[moneyballer]

u ever seen a turn table in motion mah faceless friendo

[soldiersminute]

Not sure I see the connection.

do u ever write tags that make u wonder why a character this dumb exists

[moneyballer]

turn tables??? music????

[Asher, that still makes very little sense...]

u get it now? ever heard of onomatopoeia b i t c h

and, hellz yeah i can spell that

if it makes you feel any better, i've had one character ask another if they poop before

[soldiersminute]

[You know, it's probably not the best idea to call a gang leader a bitch??? Tommy does not care at all for the disrespect, but there's no need to be too heavy-handed with what he assumes is an obnoxious child.]

And yet can spell little else. Your gramophone is broken if it's making sounds like that.

[moneyballer]

[Obnoxious child is right.

In his defense, if one can even begin to assemble one for this twenty-six-year-old manbaby,
he does not mean it with much offense. Asher's use of slang is casual, haphazard.]

g r a m o p h o n e

u mean like a... grammar phone? or an old school spell check?

if that happens 2 be what it iz, then maybe grandma phone is more like it, ehehehe lolol

[soldiersminute]

[This word play Asher is trying to do is lost upon Tommy. Sorry, bud.]

No. I'm referring to the machine you use to play a record on.