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[moneyballer]

ay yo ladieeeeez 😜 hay hay hAY hayyyyyy ✋✋✋ if any of u girly gals need a STUDMUFFIN ✔️✔️✔️✔️ 2 help sell the whole baws asssz upper class B I A T C H than g thang thaaaaang 💁 dis boi got an 🍑 dat won't quit and a lotta lurve ❤️❤️❤️ 4 his new teamies so holla atcho homie if u need a little man 🍭 hangin around while u strut ur stuff

*and PS NO 🐵 bidness, i'm taken, ok? yee thnk u

skeet skeet

Comments

[forcevisions]

you're welcome.

[ for shattering your worldview. ]

But seriously, you might want to consider making it clearer what you're offering. I'm not looking for any attendants, but I'm sure many are, and I'd never have guessed that's what this meant.

[moneyballer]

[His world view has been shattered already, fragmented into bits and pieces here and there.

It was a fragile one already. Deep down, a part of him has always known that it was never real in the first place.]

ugh, maybe that's why this whole thing has been a no go so far, yeet

[yeet???

yes, blame it on the wording of the message and not yourself, even when YOU are responsible]

[forcevisions]

you mean yet?

[moneyballer]

no, YEET

[i'm so sorry oh my g od]

👅 yeet yeet

[forcevisions]

is that a tongue

[moneyballer]

yuss 👅

😛

😛 😜 😝 👅 💦

[forcevisions]

what is

what does that mean

why are you tonguing at me

[moneyballer]

[The feed switches to video for a brief moment or two, and all Rey is greeted with is the footage of Asher sticking his tongue out at her with no words or explanation.

Soon, however, Asher's message is reverted back to text.]

itz an expression

n speakin of dose

[????]

u sure u don't need a helpin ✋

[forcevisions]

[ ok, that actually vaguely helps. processing it now. she still doesn't understand winky face tongue face water drops but that's fine. she gets helping hand now because of this wonderful lesson. "wonderful" ]

oh, no, I could never pass for nobility anyway. But thanks. Uh ... I'm sure someone will need you.

[moneyballer]

whoa whoa whoa

why'd u say dat???? just about anyone can pass 4 rich

[Not necessarily.

Even Asher knows this, but he wants to be encouraging.]

u just need the right digs is all

if i'm on ur side, u won't even have 2 do any of the talkin

[forcevisions]

you weren't there when aizawa yelled at me for eating ramen with my hands.

believe me, they'd figure it out.

[moneyballer]

oh

oh ur one of those

[forcevisions]

HEY!

[moneyballer]

maybe in ur country... rich ppl eat with their hands bcuz

[He's not judging... Too hard.]

no. no, they're rich ppl.

if they didn't have utensils, they'd just have someone else feed it 2 em

[If you can pay someone else to do it, you will.

He knows the drill.]

[forcevisions]

that's disgusting

[ not in the 'no-manners, eat-with-your-hands' way. but in the 'eat the rich' way. ]

[moneyballer]

is it?

[Y E S]

idk aboutchu but i wouldn't mind lickin my lunch off of someone with prettier fingers than mine

to each their own, ig

[forcevisions]

there's the difference then. you suggest that, imagining that you're the person being fed. i imagine what it's like to be the person who has to feed someone with more credits than sense who can't be bothered to feed themselves.

it's less glamorous.