text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

eyyyy sup ophelia
so we've got a war to stop and all and that's important and whatever, but i was thinking
something like half of us must be complete strangers to each other, right?
so when you wanna take a break from politics and beating up ogres and shit, let's play a game as an icebreaker!

anyone ever hear of truth or dare?
each person has to pick one or the other when they reply, and if they pick truth it means they have to answer a question completely honestly
if they pick dare, they have to fulfill one challenge, no questions asked
and nobody better cheat, cause i've got lie detecting powers and i'll know~♥

[No, he doesn't. But the newbies don't need to know that, okay.]

to make things fun, you gotta take a selfie or do a video of yourself doing your dare, or it doesn't count

i'll start
first person to reply can challenge me to a dare before taking their turn

Comments

@bakugo

[hothead]

Shut up.

[ Is this a dare???? Maybe. ]

[hedonistic]

[oh god, is everyone gonna hate fun this time too 8( don't do this to him ophelia !!!]

i can't shut up if i'm not really talking (☞◔ ౪◔)☞

[hothead]

[ that emoticon................. ]

then stop typing, dumbass

[hedonistic]

technically, i'm not typing, either
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[pedantry about magitek usage is go]

[hothead]

[ So "stop thinking" is next, right? Wrong. ]

technically, i dare you to fuck off

[hedonistic]

i mean, i would, but i can't exactly take a video of myself leaving, now can i
please feel free to try again, though
i know the rules can be a little confusing, but kagari-senpai is here to help ♥

sorry for the dumbest thread

[hothead]

[ BAKUGO WILL REMEMBER THIS

and also stop replying, because this is annoying. Can you mute people on magitek??? ]

@falcon

[forcevisions]

how does a dare help you get to know someone?

what happens if someone doesn't do what they're dared to do?

[hedonistic]

what better way to get to know someone than through enabling mutual shenanigans?

anyway, if you don't do your dare, i'll think you're lame and boring and bitch about it a lot, probably
truly the worst possible fate


but i guess you can ask for another dare or something
if u don't mind being lame and boring, i mean ☆～（ゝ。∂）

[forcevisions]

i assume we're ruling out any dares that would endanger the mission.

[hedonistic]

yeah yeah ofc

so are u gonna play

[forcevisions]

yes. i pick dare.

[hedonistic]

cool

so iiiii dare you toooo....

[hm hm hm hm HM]

steal a kimono from one of the stalls

[look he said he wouldn't give a dare that endangered the mission, not one that wasn't ethically questionable]

[forcevisions]

Does it matter how?

[ she's not feeling too bad about the prospect tbh. ]

[hedonistic]

nope
feel free to live ur best life

text■ un: virtuoso

[fourscores]

You still have plenty of free time I see.

[hedonistic]

i *make* time to have fun
cause i'm apparently one of the lucky few around here NOT to have a stick permanently lodged up my ass

[fourscores]

That is quite the achievement. Truth or dare was the most entertaining thing you could think of?

[hedonistic]

this place doesn't have internet either
what do you think

[Leramzen was the highest-tech world they actually went to and it ended up in Asterion Prison, he's still so salty about that.]

[fourscores]

Considering the places these missions can take us I would have thought you'd have a bigger list of games by now. For when the lack of technology is exceptionally crushing.

un: harmonia

[digiorno]

couldn't we just do dare or dare

[that's more fun............... dont make him be honest with people]

[hedonistic]

i mean
nothing's stopping you from picking dare every time
i'm not the truth or dare police

[digiorno]

Is there not a limit to how many times you can pick each option?

[He might not know the rules of this game as well as he thinks he does.]

[hedonistic]

do u think i would really give a shit if there was

un: jupiterson

[notthatjason]

That's not a bad idea...although I can also see this going very badly.

[But it'll probably be like a dumpster fire...it'll be hard to look away. Look he's been a participant in games like this before and it's usually gotten out of hand. But, Jason should probably start using this whole network thing a little more.]

Either way, I'm game.

[hedonistic]

i'd say the inevitable trainwreck is more or less the point of playing tbh

but cool!
truth or dare?

[notthatjason]

well you're not wrong there.

dare.

[hedonistic]

ahh someone who likes to live dangerously, huh?
my kind of dude
i dare you tooooo
ask out the first member of hathaway you run into after this moment
☆～（ゝ。∂）

[notthatjason]

are you kidding me?

I have a girlfriend.