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[hedonistic]

eyyyy sup ophelia
so we've got a war to stop and all and that's important and whatever, but i was thinking
something like half of us must be complete strangers to each other, right?
so when you wanna take a break from politics and beating up ogres and shit, let's play a game as an icebreaker!

anyone ever hear of truth or dare?
each person has to pick one or the other when they reply, and if they pick truth it means they have to answer a question completely honestly
if they pick dare, they have to fulfill one challenge, no questions asked
and nobody better cheat, cause i've got lie detecting powers and i'll know~♥

[No, he doesn't. But the newbies don't need to know that, okay.]

to make things fun, you gotta take a selfie or do a video of yourself doing your dare, or it doesn't count

i'll start
first person to reply can challenge me to a dare before taking their turn

Comments

@falcon

[forcevisions]

how does a dare help you get to know someone?

what happens if someone doesn't do what they're dared to do?

[hedonistic]

what better way to get to know someone than through enabling mutual shenanigans?

anyway, if you don't do your dare, i'll think you're lame and boring and bitch about it a lot, probably
truly the worst possible fate


but i guess you can ask for another dare or something
if u don't mind being lame and boring, i mean ☆～（ゝ。∂）

[forcevisions]

i assume we're ruling out any dares that would endanger the mission.

[hedonistic]

yeah yeah ofc

so are u gonna play

[forcevisions]

yes. i pick dare.

[hedonistic]

cool

so iiiii dare you toooo....

[hm hm hm hm HM]

steal a kimono from one of the stalls

[look he said he wouldn't give a dare that endangered the mission, not one that wasn't ethically questionable]

[forcevisions]

Does it matter how?

[ she's not feeling too bad about the prospect tbh. ]

[hedonistic]

nope
feel free to live ur best life