audio; un: alucard

[reposing]

[Sometime after the Escort Missions are completed, Alucard speaks up on the network, sounding weary.]

I loathe to ask this of any of you, though I respect any who wish to decline my request. If you accept, know that I am incredibly grateful for it.

I require a bit of blood, if you have it. I know not all of you do. I will not accept it from someone who is ill.

Should you wish an explanation, or have further questions, I will answer them. I am open to discussing on methods of bloodletting if you would consider to donate it to me.

Comments

[dbag]

[ IT WASN'T SYPHILIS, VAUGHN, IT WAS JUST........ transmitted through bodily fluids. Shut up, maybe it was a zombie STD. ]

Weeell, good thing I wasn't planning on it. I'm keeping all my blood inside of me. That's where it lives.

Besides, we're at war. Nnnot that I'm planning on running to the front lines, but that just seems like something you should have all your blood for. Ideally.

[moneyman]

I mean, I guess, but... I dunno, it would really suck to be a vampire and—god, pun not intended—and have to ask people for blood. Like, at least he's asking politely, right? You know, rather than doing what I'm assuming is the usual vampire thing, with the murder and everything. I feel bad.

[dbag]

I mean, if I were a vampire, and I wanted to throw people off my murderous scent, I'd ask people politely, too.

Juuuust sayin'.

[moneyman]

...Good point. I'd like to think they wouldn't bring a murderous vampire onto this team, though. Kinda puts a strain on HR if you hire someone who just kills your other employees. It'd be a really high turnaround, you know? I dunno, man. Do you think they'd do that to us?

[dbag]

...Okay, fair. You're probably right.

Although, I mean, if I didn't want to pay my employees, maybe I would hire someone who would kill my employees.

Not that I... actually would do that.