text, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

ok guys listen i got something i've been thinking about, no one's been able to answer it for me yet
check it out: deer dildos
???
do they use them? it doesn't have to be dildos anything sexy in general, that counts. i'm not buying there's any sentient sexually reproducing species out there that hasn't invented sex toys, so what do deer use. does it have to do with antlers?? i haven't put much thought into deer sex so i'm not working on much here, just tossing out ideas. lemme know, thanks



oh wait one more thing, i really wanna get off this island. i've seen everything and it's boring. these guys suck at technology right? and swimming. oh my god they're so pathetically useless

but WE are way better at both those things! so here's my proposal: we team up and use our evolved smarts and build a floating litter, or popemobile, or something, and get me over to the next island. good, right?? i think we can do it! we got science grandpa AND nerd granduncle running around here, and probably half a dozen other nerds i haven't dug up yet. we can do this. i believe in us. if there's any parties going on on the other islands, let's get me to them.

Comments

text | un:lancer

[riastraid]

wow. you're pretty dangerous when you're bored, aren't you? sticking antlers where they don't belong......

[heavyhitter]

i haven't done any antler sticking, but i recommend you talk to 82736775 about it. he probably has all sorts of tips if you're into that

[riastraid]

i'm good. there's better ways to pass the time, like... ah, i dunno, goring myself with my own spear. maybe taking a plunge with the sharks again.

maybe you're just not being creative enough. there should be plenty to keep your hands full here.

[heavyhitter]

like what

[riastraid]

men? women? deer...? whatever floats your boat.

[heavyhitter]

oh so just lots of sex? yeah i guess there is that option

[riastraid]

unless you're busy building us all a boat out of the goodness of your heart... i thought you had more sense than that.

[ why bust your ass on a popemobile when you can sleep around, really. ]

[heavyhitter]

wow that's not a thought people have about me much
i should immortalize the moment

[riastraid]

really? you seem like you have your priorities in order. ————deer dildos notwithstanding, i mean.

[heavyhitter]

aw, not many people would say that
i knew we were besties for a reason

[riastraid]

most people are miserable, what do they know?

[ do you see any angsty brackets in this text thread, i think not. as for 'bestie'..... ]

but i was expecting you to be a little angrier about me trying to bust your skull open.

[ most people in the modern era tend to take that kinda thing personally. ]

[heavyhitter]

oh psh whatever, what's some attempted murder between friends

[riastraid]

[ someone who gets it, bless this crazy child ]

right——? you're good people, i like you.

sorry all the same. i'm glad you're made of [ bizarrely ] tough stuff, would've been a shame if you died.

[heavyhitter]

i know right, everyone would be so sad

hey i'll let you make it up to me: what's your name?

[riastraid]

maybe caster or berserker on a bad day. or rider? saber———?

i like lancer best though, so let's go with that.

[heavyhitter]

ok gotta point out the obvious here those are titles not names

[riastraid]

yep, good job.

what's a taranto?

[heavyhitter]

it's a name duh, i give people names

[riastraid]

so is it ramir taranto? taranto ramir?

[heavyhitter]

no it's ana ramir, taranto is

[ dammit wait she sees where this is going ]

another name

[riastraid]

[ check out this hypocrisy ]

you don't say. so, what's the story there?

[heavyhitter]

it's a third name you stick it in the middle
fuck you

[riastraid]

aww, c'mon. ana taranto ramir's a nice name, don't worry.

besides, i'm just messing with you———it's a bad habit for a servant to be throwing his identity around. all kinds of damage you can do with someone's complete history, y'know?

[heavyhitter]

that terminology's still super creepy i hope you guys know that
at least you don't capitalize it like rin

[riastraid]

oh, maybe i should follow along? Masters are supposed to know best.