text 💎 un: Tohsaka Rin

[defenceless]

If anyone knows how to melt gold, get in contact with me.

[because someone lost her fire powers. yep, that's it. for the most part...

but a brief addition to the message appears a second later.]

If your suggestion is to make something phallic out of it, feel free to still reply. That way I'll know who to mark for execution.

Comments

[boneafide]

YOU KNOW. THE THING! THAT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT! I KNOW SANS SAID IT WAS A THING THAT WAS RUDE TO TALK ABOUT THOUGH, EVEN THOUGH I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHY THAT ONE IS RUDE AND ALL THE OTHER ONES ARE FINE??

[defenceless]

[well, whatever. she's not going to mess with this.]

Yes! I was just trying to warn people away from being rude. There's children around, you know?

[boneafide]

WHAT?? THERE ARE??

[He has LITERALLY MET CHILDREN HERE but look, he doesn't know how humans age or what that means... Sans is older than him but smaller, surely height does not dictate age...]

[defenceless]

There are... You can't tell me this is surprising, Papyrus.

[what with his impressive dating history.]

[boneafide]

THIS IS SURPRISING!!

ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!! I'M INSTATING A NEW POLICY!!!! NO BEING RUDE ON THE NETWORK!!! RIN, I DUB YOU MY ASSISTANT IN DEFENDING INNOCENCE AND JUSTICE!!

[defenceless]

Your assistant?

Well, I already try to defend "innocence and justice" on the network. I'll just continue doing it from this point forward.

[boneafide]

WELL, YES. I NAMED THE MOVEMENT, I GET TO BE THE LEADER OF IT.

IF I GET US CLOTH, CAN YOU BEDAZZLE IT WITH OUR TITLES??

AND WE'RE GOING TO NEED MORE THAN JUST TRY!! WE NEED TO BE HEARD!! WE NEED TO BE RESPECTED!! WE NEED A SWEAR JAR.

[defenceless]

Sure. The bedazzler has plenty of [cheap, tacky,] rhinestones left.

I'll enchant the swear jar to grab hold of any offenders with fangs and drag a promise to behave out of them.

[boneafide]

WOW RIN, THAT'S PRETTY BRUTAL.





I LOVE IT!! ABSOLUTELY DO THAT!!

[defenceless]

Good. You only get results if you're brutal, Papyrus.

[boneafide]

I DISAGREE WITH THAT SENTIMENT, BUT I WON'T ARGUE IN THIS ONE PARTICULAR CASE!!

she's not crying but really she is

[defenceless]

Do you really not know who the children are...?

[maybe she should give him a quick lesson on who they're actually protecting here.]

he's also not crying, he just has water in his eyes

[boneafide]

OH WAIT, I JUST REMEMBERED, THERE'S ONE BABY!!!!

HIS NAME IS KING.

[King is like a million year old Fairy. He's not a baby. But try telling that to Papyrus.]

ok

[defenceless]

They're already having babies in ALASTAIR?!

[please slow your roll, thirsty recruits.]

[boneafide]

WHO'S "THEY"????

[defenceless]

I-I don't know! Someone's! They're all perverted... Countless recruits are perverted...

Whose baby is he, Papyrus?

[boneafide]

OH OKAY, YOU MEANT THE ROYAL "THEY".

[No... not... really...]

I DON'T KNOW, I FOUND HIM IN THE DUNGEON IN OSKA!

[defenceless]

[what is happening]

They would hide a baby in the dungeon, to escape their shame.

[boneafide]

[A Conversation With Papyrus As Usual.]

WHAT'S SHAMEFUL ABOUT HAVING A BABY? I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE!

[defenceless]

People usually don't like the evidence of their rampant promiscuity hanging out there in the open.

Added on to that, I don't even know how monsters have babies. Maybe it's another question for Sans.

[boneafide]

OH NO, I KNOW THIS ONE!

FIRST, WHEN TWO MONSTERS REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER...

[defenceless]

[oh, wow. there is a story behind it?!

And...?

[sorry, papyrus, she is also sinful as hell.]

[boneafide]

AND YOU FAILED THE TEST, RIN. IF HAVING BABIES IS PERVERSE, THEN WE SHOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT IT ON THE NETWORK! NUMBER ONE DUTY OF A DEFENDER OF INNOCENCE AND JUSTICE!!

wow

[defenceless]

It was purely an intellectual curiosity.

[for the most part, that's pretty much the truth. you can't say you're a race of monsters, with many distinctive participants, and you're made of magic without having a magus wonder how new monsters are created.]

But, whatever. Suit yourself. Are we done here? Let's continue to keep a close eye on the network.

look im not about to make up a "how monster babies are made" headcanon for you

[boneafide]

I SUPPOSE IF IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO YOU, I CAN TELL YOU IN PERSON.