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futurology2016-07-03 04:36 pm
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VIDEO; UN: HAWKEYE
[Instead of any person, the scene presently on the screen is of a backpack lying in the snow, overflowing with child leashes in a variety of different colors and patterns. The voice that pipes up has about as much warmth as the chill tundra wind and is just loud enough to cut through the continued wailing of infant squidges nearby.]
It appears that some of our superiors question our ability to properly watch over these small creatures.
[Though if the delivery was sent in earnest rather than as a practical joke, she can't say she disagrees with the assessment, at least not with regards to a certain subsection of Team Audentes. (Fortune might favor the bold, but it certainly won't favor anyone lacking basic common sense as far as she's concerned.)
Regardless, she presses on.]
While I should hope that none of you will need one at the moment [judging u if you put a leash on ur infant squidge tbh] some of you may find them necessary at a later point in this mission. There seem to be enough for each recruit to have one.
[Unfortunately.
A brief pause follows, enough time for a resigned sigh.]
With that said, if you are concerned about caring for a living being, I'm sure there are several of us willing to provide advice.
(ooc: i bought a bunch of child leashes as an ac reward as i was completely out of ideas, feel free to handwave your character grabbed one.)
It appears that some of our superiors question our ability to properly watch over these small creatures.
[Though if the delivery was sent in earnest rather than as a practical joke, she can't say she disagrees with the assessment, at least not with regards to a certain subsection of Team Audentes. (Fortune might favor the bold, but it certainly won't favor anyone lacking basic common sense as far as she's concerned.)
Regardless, she presses on.]
While I should hope that none of you will need one at the moment [judging u if you put a leash on ur infant squidge tbh] some of you may find them necessary at a later point in this mission. There seem to be enough for each recruit to have one.
[Unfortunately.
A brief pause follows, enough time for a resigned sigh.]
With that said, if you are concerned about caring for a living being, I'm sure there are several of us willing to provide advice.
(ooc: i bought a bunch of child leashes as an ac reward as i was completely out of ideas, feel free to handwave your character grabbed one.)
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Will you be able to find a way to tie them all together? The materials are quite disparate.
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[ tl;dr "I can make anything"
model jedi knight tbh ]
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Where are you? I can bring them over.
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[Because that is quite the good idea.]
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[ and more importantly, no signs of food poisoning. ]
I've been looking for more like it. Vegetation's scarce — [ the verbal version of a shrug — ] it's to be expected. Hopefully as we travel south we'll have more options.
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You seem pretty well-trained in wilderness survival.
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Survival in alien environments is instrumental to many of our missions. There's no planet or moon habitable to every sentient species.
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A 'Jedi'? Is that an occupation of some kind?
[or an alien species or ??]
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In a sense. We're peacekeepers and servants of justice charged with protecting the Galactic Republic. We serve and protect the systems and species in the galaxy.
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but, hmm. ]
So like ALASTAIR, except more legitimate?
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ALASTAIR's concern is the timeline. From what I've seen, they're on their own. No one else has heard of them. The Jedi Order cooperates with the Galactic Senate and its Chancellor on matters of interplanetary importance. We seek, whenever possible, to find a diplomatic solution.
[ a little pause. he had this discussion before. diplomatic solutions vs aggressive negotiations. a touch of amusement lightens his tone. ]
So yes. A lot more legitimate.
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There are many here who could benefit from learning a bit of diplomacy.
[But! Moving on.]
I'll swing by and drop off the rest of these leashes. I doubt we'll find a better use for them.
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