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[fateality]

Well now. This is all hell of a thing -- ALASTAIR, savin' worlds, temporal bugs full of acid an' whatnot -- but I've got a bit of a conundrum.

I'm a man of many skills, but a cobbler? Oh, far from it. And I've a pair of boots that are a bit in need of a rescue. Suppose I could take what I've been generously given by your very fine organization, but these are a bit near an' dear to my heart.

I don't suppose any of you wondrously talented individuals could help me out? I'd be very much obliged.

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[fateality]

Trust me, it'd be no contest.

I'm certain that's the case. Can't think of many skeletons I've met as friendly as you.

[boneafide]

I keep hearing about these supposed "not nice" skeletons other people have met, and I am really astounded! Then again, my brother and I are the only skeletons I've ever met, so maybe we're just the only nice ones? That's... actually very disappointing to hear.

[fateality]

Look on the bright side: it really makes someone like you stand out and puttin' in a different perspective. If you two ain't so bad, I'm sure there are others like that.

[boneafide]

... THAT'S SO RIGHT!! YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT OPTIMISM, MR. SHOE-GUY!!

[fateality]

Gotta see the silver lining where you can.

Name's Twisted Fate.

[boneafide]

...Mr. Fate??

[You just seem so old, a "mr." is necessary.]

[fateality]

Eh, I'll take it.

[He's not!! But he won't take it personally.]

How about you?

[boneafide]

THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!

[Said, chest puffed out proudly, gesturing grandly to himself.]

[fateality]

Well damn! I had no idea I was speakin' to the Great Papyrus.

Charmed.

[boneafide]

Oh, I have not even begun to charm, Mr. Fate!! I am much more stunning and amazing in person!!

[fateality]

Oh, I'll just bet you are. I look forward to meetin' you face to face.