FruitsParfaitSamurai ✗ [ 1 ] WHEN YOU HAVE NOBODY TO TALK TO ON THE TOILET, TEXT YOUR FRIENDS

[naturallywavy]

this is probably the only textng kind of message your going to get from me for everyone
i dont just send messages ! dont go wondering and endeing up all heartbroken and crap cause i havent messaged you back
this kind of thing takes patience which i dont have time for
but ive got nothing better to do and ill probably going to be here for awhile

what side are you on
why are you on that side
anybody else like screw it im gonna be on the fuck-its side
this kinda conversation isnt what you what than fine i have a crisis on my hands anyw ay

more importantly
what i have on my hands right now
its an emergency

SOS SOS SOS SOS
call the manager asap
sue the chef cause there was a crotch hair in my yakisoba sorta emergency
that kind of emeregency

if your around the outhouse near the den in city square
bring me something to wipe my ass with

ill give you
something




maybe

Comments

[naturallywavy]

_{[ well, he isn't going to go into further detail. ]}
youre really against doing that arent you
is it beacuse you recgonize being pantsless is the most vulnerable moment for a man

youre a coward

[sediments]

i'm not a cowrad!!
i'm just not shameless like you peeing everywhere like it's no big deal

[naturallywavy]

years of training has prepared me to be strong when it comes to showing your loins to unfamiliar faces
_{[ why does everything Gintoki say or do sound so wrong. ]}

[sediments]

[ incredible ]

no one wants to see your loins you should be more considerate

[naturallywavy]

everyone wants to see my loins so i am being more considerate
_{[ this could go on for hours. ]}

1/2

[sediments]

[ drags face down hands ]
yeah like who?

2/2

[sediments]

WIAT don't you have a girlfriend?? why are you showing your loins to everyone when you're dating someone!!

[naturallywavy]

dont youhave something better to do instead of prying into my private life

[sediments]

youre the one that made an announcement about your bowels!!

[naturallywavy]

not privates life
PRIVATE life

[sediments]

privates are part of your private life!!
aren't you at that point in your relationship already

[naturallywavy]

bowels have nothing to do with the private life!!!
that is strictly the PRIVATEPRIVATE life
i dont know what kind of private PRIVATEPRIVATE life you live but whatever makes you happy is what is important

[sediments]

[ he knows what this nonsense means ]

you havent done it!! you ahvent!!
but even if you're frustrated that's no reason to share your loins with everyone

[naturallywavy]

I HAVE DONE IT
IVE DONE ********** and ************* and ******ing and everything else!

YOU DIDNT EVEN KNOW WAHT TEXTING WAS

[sediments]

[ don't try and make this about bolin?? ]

HEY
I'VE TOUCHED A BOOB

[naturallywavy]

_{[ ... ]}
how did that go for you

[sediments]

[ ....... ]

it was nice
i like how soft they are

[naturallywavy]

_{[ ....... ]}
thats good thats good
soft ones are the best

_{[ ???? ]}

[sediments]

arent they all soft

[ what is happening ]

[naturallywavy]

youd be surprised
_{[ this sounds normal coming from a guy who lives among alien life.
.. and extremely flat chested people. ]}

[sediments]

oh
well the ones i've felt are soft

[ ........ ]

[naturallywavy]

im glad youre making progress in your complicated journey to manhood
_{[ what is this civil conversation ]}

[sediments]

thanks
i couldn't get any further with my girlfriend though...
i think her brothers hate me

1.2

[naturallywavy]

i can't imagine why
_{[ He really can't. ]}

2.2

[naturallywavy]

try cutting your hair