text; un mayora

[mayora13]

[If that train ride was any indication, the dangers noted in their dossiers were absolutely real. Seeing so many of the Qorral armed only confirmed the necessity for more coordination than they'd had on the previous mission.

Being the control freak police officer that he was, Hijikata wouldn't waste any time setting something up.]

This mission needs coordination, there's a lot of 'bad land' between us and the Deemers. [Could they hire locals to escort them? Maybe. At a price that was sure to gouge their pockets.]

We'll need to travel in groups. Each one should have several who can fight, and at least one who can negotiate. No one goes alone.

I'll organize them if necessary, but you guys can use this to find your own too. [He doesn't want to hold everyone's damn hands. Just most of them? He'll step in if he deems it necessary.]

So reply with the following information:

1) Name
2) Skill Set
3) Availability
4) Supplies in Possession
5) Supplies Needed / Special Accommodations

Comments

text | un: chihiro

[onethousen]

[ FORMS. She's got form filling out down to pat. ]

1) Chihiro Ogino.
2) I'm a really hard worker? I was a primary student back home. I'm also quiet and can fit in small spaces. I'm good at climbing, too, and running across unsafe things that can't take much pressure. Does running count as a skill? I'm pretty good at that.
3) Whenever I'm awake. I'm not sure I know what to put here.
4) Um... just the basic stuff we had?
5) I don't know. A toothbrush?

[ Because she's ten. That's why this all feels that way, and the whole bandits on the train thing was not super fun and exciting. Her biggest concern can totally be "I can't find my toothbrush." Dental hygiene matters. So do those Deemers, but she's still letting it all sink in now that it's immediate and real. ]

[mayora13]

[Maybe he should have put something in there about age...oops. Hijikata assumes Chihiro is just another of the adults here.]

Seems like you'd be good at exploring the landscape. Are you squeamish around bugs? [He's thinking of sending her on one of the first expeditions, to get a better lay of the land.]

You didn't bring a toothbrush? [How? Ugh. He didn't have an extra.] Just use whiskey as mouthwash. [A FAIR SUGGESTION EXCEPT..........]

video; un: coolskeleton95

[boneafide]

Oh!! You're organizing!! Good, we need more of that!!

[ Except even though the list was originally in text, he responds... in video. He's kind of multitasking right now, trying on hats, himself. ]

Anyway, my name's Papyrus!! My skills are: ONE, BEING GREAT! TWO, SUPER COOL! THREE, AWESOME FRIEND!! Also, I know healing magic, blue magic, and bone magic. And then a few other things!

Uh, I'm always available... Except when I'm sleeping. Which is NEVER!! So always available!! As for stuff... I have a medical supplies kit I've been putting together, and some bottles of water, and some other things! Very good things, I only carry the best things.

Oh, yes! And I go with Ban everywhere. He's the tall one with the white hair!

HES CUTE!

[mayora13]

[Yes we do need more of that he agrees WHY DIDN'T YOU FILL OUT THE FORM!?

Fine. Whatever. At least the skeleton guy is participating.]

What does blue magic do, exactly? You can elaborate on the 'few other things', too.

Those are good supplies. If you can, get Ban to comment too. [He's staying in text right now, because it'll extend the life of his patience by a precious few seconds.]

text; un: Prince

[diablejambe]

[.... oh no.

Oh no oh no oh no.

This entire post is like a bulletin board for weird people with even weirder abilities.

Sanji has a really bad feeling about this.]

Do me a favor. If a guy named Luffy says anything to this, tell him NO.

[mayora13]

[Better to know about the weird abilities than not. Stupid situations often required equally stupid powers to get through them, or so life in a comedy anime has taught Hijikata. And he's volunteered to wade through the useless crap himself, so don't complain!]

Fill out the form. [Then he'll talk favors.]

text; user: sakurakinomoto

[keystaff]

Oh, this is a good idea!

1) Name - Sakura Kinomoto.
2) Skill Set - Sakura Cards. I can do a lot of things with them, but I guess the main ones I use are Fly, Sword, Windy to restrain things. Or Shield. I can give a more detailed list if you want or need. And I have healing magic from ALASTAIR too, if anyone gets hurt.
3) Availability - Um, I guess whenever I'm not asleep? But I'll do my best!
4) Supplies in Possession - Hm. I don't think anything much besides basic usual necessities we tend to be given or able to buy?
5) Supplies Needed / Special Accommodations None -- oh! Well. I do have a pet lion?

[Yes she means an actual lion and not her supposed stuffed toy's true form as one of her two Guardians back home.]

[mayora13]

Are your cards limited? How long can you keep your magic going? What's the most severe wound you've healed? [Interrogation time. She seems very useful, but he doesn't want to levvy too much responsibility on her and end up putting people in danger.

Speaking of danger...] Has that lion ever attacked anyone?

text; un: sai

[daimeinashi]

1. sai
2. assassination, reconaissance, infiltration, espionage, hand-to-hand combat, weapon proficiency, covert communications
3. when necessary
4. kunai knives, medical supplies, scrolls, ink. as long as i do not run out of the latter two, i can create other items as the need arises.
5. none

[mayora13]

How well do you work in a group? [Every assassin he's ever known worked best alone, but Yamazaki was good enough at espionage and at least failing together with his unit, so-

Yeah, a necessary question. There's gotta be a catch; this guy is too good to be true.]

text; username; - julius

[viscontree]

1) Julius Visconti.
2) Former combat instructor and squad leader. Possesses advanced knowledge of military tactics. I am completely willing to teach others how to fend for themselves.
3) I find that I'm busy more often than not. Just contact me first and I'll find some time, I promise.
4) I always keep medication nearby in case there's an emergency.
5) Ask for details in person.

[mayora13]

[A former leader, good. Hijikata couldn't lead all of these ventures himself.]

Would you be willing to lead an expedition then?

We can talk about it in person - any meeting place is fine. ['Ask for details' in person was just a little bit foreboding. Did this guy turn into a rabbit at night? Did he have an alien biker gang chasing him around the universe? Hijikata's imagination was already churning.]

text | un:lavellan

[strikingtwice]

I suppose it shouldn't hurt at the very least.

1) Meallan
2) Magic, survival. I've been to a number of political gatherings in the past and led a military force.
3) Aren't we all available at the same time anyway?
4) Knife. Staff. A potion or two.
5) None I can think of.

[mayora13]

[Finally someone who can negotiate. Hijikata was beginning to think that they were just a group of brutes.

He'll reserve judgement.] Did you speak at those political gatherings?

text | un: evan

[evantuality]

[Evan can respect a good survey.]

1) Name: Evan Friave-Goodlace
2) Skill Set: Computer sciences including networks and network security along with a few programming languages. Control over fire, including summoning/directing/dispelling.
3) Availability: We're here to do a mission, aren't we? I don't have much else on my plate.
4) Supplies in Possession: Camp gear (tent, sleeping bag, one pot/cup/spork combo, water skin), notebook and backup pencils, some basic provisions, hat.
5) Supplies Needed / Special Accommodations: I'm not a fighter or anything, but after that last mission I shouldn't need any help with basic travel and basic self-defense. Could also use sunscreen.

[mayora13]

[Shit. Sunscreen. Good point.]

I'll look into sunscreen. [Would mayo work as sunscreen DON'T TELL PEOPLE TO SLATHER THEMSELVES IN MAYO HIJIKATA he's gonna test it...]

How do you feel about interrogation? [That was a harsher word than necessary, but Hijikata was stuck in Police mode]

text; un: PERIDOT5XG

[slapfight]

[OH OH. SHE CAN DO THIS.]

1) Peridot
2) certified kindergartner and technician. expert on gem technology. metal manipulator. i'm honestly good at nearly everything. it's just an aspect of my gem class.
3) what kind of question is this? of course i'm available! why else would i bother filling this out??
4) nothing.
5) technology of some sort. also metal. lots of metal.

[mayora13]

How old are you? [Kindergartner??? No. No five year olds on any expeditions please. He's not even going to ask about anything else until convinced that she's not five.]

text; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

1) Twisted Fate
2) I can juggle.
3) Two hours after lunch on Mondays, Tuesdays are booked, available for 30 minutes before noon on Wednesday and Thursday, and anything after 3:00 on Friday is unacceptable. Weekends are right out.
4) Enough.
5) I really, really need some decent conditioner.

[mayora13]

[Here he is. The contrary smartass. With Gintoki gone, someone had to do it.]

We don't need a juggler, so your complete lack of availability is fine.

[He's not even going to do you the favor of suggesting putting mayo in your hair as a conditioner.]

text; un: arima

[prodigism]

[ Well this is a good method for staying relatively organized. Arima can't say he has much on his person at the moment though. ]

1) Arima Kishou
2) Ghoul investigator for the CCG: primarily that counts as combat and dealing with stronger than average human enemies.
3) Whenever needed, except obviously when sleeping
4) Supplies we arrived with, I do have the remains of a quinque but it's functionality is useless at the moment. It can still be used but not as effectively.
5) Some other type of weaponry. I mostly deal with swords and other bladed weapons. Basic necessities are also required as well.

[mayora13]

[Ghoul...like ghost? There wouldn't be any of those here- ha;;;

Combat! Right!] Have you checked with the blacksmith yet? [He hasn't, but it seems like the most logical place to go for a sword.]

text / un: awarded hero

[arcane]

( naturally, while progressing through this in complete solitude would have been preferable, it's hardly a feasible want for a hero, and hence... he hits reply. though, the username "mayora" certainly gets a side eye, he pressed through this skepticism.

straight from the second or third question, he gives a pause. that is before— )

It'd be difficult to describe the scope of my abilities, however I assure you I am more than prepared to do battle. As for the supplies needed or the special accommodations... ( ah.... just.... mana. stares into the sun.

still. ) I am sure we can work something out. Regardless, I, Arjuna, am here to assist you.

[mayora13]

[Is there anything wrong with 'mayora'? Mayonnaise is very important!]

Make sure you've worked something out before you go on an expedition.

If you feel like you're ready, you can look at the other replies to see what skill sets will compliment yours. [Since you didn't feel like going into detail with him, you can find a group yourself. He's tired of asking questions.

But he'd never get tired of giving orders.]

text; un: chaudown!!

[omigosh]

[ Can someone explain to her why filling out forms is one of the most boring yet nerve-wracking things ever? This is more stressful than applying for college. ]

1) knives chau
2) i can fight!! im super awesome w/ knives. its my name for a reason ;P im also rly good at stalk...i mean following ppl w/out them noticing lmao
3) totes whenevs dude
4) my sai, some chopsticks & my ipod!! rock on lol 🤘
5) some basic toiletries would be cool...also uhhhhhh other stuff...lady stuff...JK nvm im cool with just a toothbrush!! so cool. the coolest...

[ Oh god, she hopes no one catches that last part. She didn't mean to add it, but this...issue has been on her mind all day. Stupid magical mind typing tech! At least with her phone, she only had to worry about typos. Not embarrassing slip-ups. ]

[mayora13]

[She doesn't sound nervous...

Hijikata blinked after a first attempt to read her response lost him part way through. Trying again-]

You're not stalking anyone here are you? [He's dealt with enough stalkers to just cut right to the point about this. But he's also dealt with them enough to not count anyone out just because of one bad habit.]

Talk to uh

Someone else. About whatever toiletries you need. [He'll GO AHEAD AND IGNORE IT TOO Hijikata is the most awkward around women so. No problem no sweat MOVING ON]

You'd be suited as a bodyguard, then. [And absolutely NOT something diplomatic woah]

voice; un: deathweaver

[respired]

[ The voice is lilting, but undercut with a guttural, haunting echo. ]

I will not travel in any such group.

[mayora13]

[CREEPY-]

You won't make it alone. [Not sounding like that. Everyone would run away before they could answer your questions.]

text; username: baaaan

[perma_banned]

1) Ban
2) Stealing, fighting, killing, magic clothes
3) Whenever
4) I can make clothes and I have weapons. I stole a frying pan from the kitchen.
5) The alcohol you promised

[mayora13]

[There he is. Bonehead delivered after all. Hijikata is pleasantly surprised.

Another 'bodyguard' here, not to be assigned with any diplomatic tasks-]

I'm in the bar, so whenever's good for you. [Get it over with.]

text; un: CAPTAIN

[nishishi]



1) Monkey D Luffy !!!!!
2) haki the gomu gomu no mi and great fighting skills!!
3) always available for adventure!
4) some food, two hats, and a denden mushi!
5) MEAT! if we're goin on a adventure its a must have

[mayora13]

[This is the guy he's supposed to tell 'no'.

And he sure doesn't have any idea what half of those answers about. He's not big into JUMP series, too childish. Look at yourself, Hijikata. Look at who you are.]

You, uh

Need to stay back for now. It's important.

[Text | un: tsukuyo]

[sekimorinashi]

1) Tsukuyo.
2) Fighting, maintaining order, leading. I was a police chief.
3) Anytime.
4) Water and dried food.
5) I'm fine.

[mayora13]

Think you can talk to the sheriff here? [Any excuse to not talk to a woman is good by Hijikata]

I'll put you in charge of an expedition.

text | un: Sasaki

[ex_adept136]

So this would be something like breaking up our rather large squad into smaller ones? I have to say, smaller groups are more efficient in my experience, with proper coordination...

1) Haise Sasaki
2) Likewise a CCG Investigator. Relevant skills include:
• Gathering information and following leads.
• Engaging hostiles.
• Training and instruction.
• Coordinated team efforts, combative or otherwise.
• Undercover operations.
Recently gained the ability to heal minor wounds. As I think you already know, I'm also fairly durable.
3) I'll work with whatever suits others.
4) I've got my quinque (the weapon I used last time we crossed paths) along with basic supplies.
5) Got that worked out myself [Ah yes. People-food. Staring into that distant horizon here...] so there's no need to be concerned with that.

[mayora13]

Yes, exactly.

[CCG? Collectible Card Game? So this guy was a secret otaku? Hijikata guessed that all of those listed skills could come in handy when scouting out the perfect trades, the rarest cards.

Come back, Hijikata. Please.]

I remember your weapon. Do you have any leadership experience in combat? [Haise seemed like a good type to be in charge of an expedition, too.]