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[fateality]

[Despite what the username displays, the video very clearly seems to show Jin with his hair down. Who is grinning, as if smug.]

Good news, everyone. No one needs to worry about the hair tie problem anymore.

[He holds up a pair of scissors.]

I was thinking I could lighten the load anyway.

[After grabbing a handful of hair on the right side, he cuts off a giant chunk in one dramatic snip.]

Comments

[respired]

[ he's going to kill you ]

A little much, I think.

[fateality]

[haha pls don't]

Sympathy pains about the hair or something else?

[respired]

Do not play the fool. It's unbecoming.

[ GET READY TO DIE ]

[fateality]

But I'm really good at the fool thing.

[this isn't love!!]

[respired]

[ His mouth twitches.

(Ears, too.) ]

Undeniably true.

[fateality]

...Don't think I didn't see that.

[okay, the smile is less smug, a little more fond now. yikes. you're ruining this.]

[respired]

[ DON'T TRY TO CHARM HIM YOU'RE STILL IN SO MUCH FUCKING TROUBLE ]

Tch. You didn't see anything.

[fateality]

My eyes are sharp. You know that. You wanna know what they saw?

[it's his only saving grace, he has to charm[

[respired]

You will tell me either way, I expect.

[fateality]

I saw a handsome smile downright nearly smile in my direction. Almost made my heart flutter.

[he should maybe not flirt when he's looking like jin but welp here we are]

[respired]

[ He scowls, his ears flattening on either side of his head. ]

Why are you doing this?

[fateality]

A few reasons. First, I wanted to see if it worked. Then I figured we could use a laugh.

[or, well, fate could always use a laugh]

[respired]

You have caused unease.

[ the baby human is practically in tears ]

[fateality]

With one person who has delicate man-feelings. He'll get over it.

[who has time to apologize, not this guy]

[respired]

[ GROANS ]

Yet he is not wrong.

[fateality]

[urgh no not you too.

He turns off the effects of the glass, and Twisted Fate looks normal. And a little uncomfortable.]

Yeah? Which part?

[pummelling]

[1) he's MORTIFIED
2) tf and koltira together?????
3) BOTH TF AND KOLITRA WEREN'T STRAIGHT????]

Don't say that with my face!

[fateality]

Yeah, that got away from me for a bit.

[pummelling]

[at least here the anger's sublimated into deep, deep embarrassment

how cute he's red] You're in public!

[fateality]

Golly, never did realize that when I didn't keep the conversation private.

1/2

[pummelling]

It's--

I can't-- you're just--

--shit.

2/2 SUPER MEGA PRIVATE

[pummelling]

[This is not how he expected this to go, but hey: he didn't expect to see himself chopping half his hair off on network this morning!!!! SO FUCKING WHATEVER HE GUESSES]

People are going to get the wrong idea about me. Actually? Scratch that. The right idea.

[His words are deliberate, entirely grave. He's still livid-- Twisted Fate's going to hear the rest of his anger later-- but this is important, and he needs to get this message across completely.]

No one here knows that about me. It didn't go well at home, and I'm not jumping at the chance to go through all of that again here.

I'd appreciate it if you respected that.

private;

[fateality]

...Look.

Where I'm from, it's not a concern so much. Sometimes, it startles me, hearin' it's a thing that hovers over for others. Of all things to be judged for, that's the last thing I ever got. Everything else, well.

In any case, I hadn't realized. For that, I will apologize, sincerely.

[respired]

I don't appreciate it, either.

[fateality]

Sweetheart, you almost smiled. C'mon. Throw this man a bone.