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If you knew her, Gwen is gone. Transferred.

( that seems to be pretty much all he has to say on the matter, but what he isn't saying is clearly obvious on his face. he's upset, eyes red and a little dark, like maybe he hasn't been sleeping well. he hasn't been.

he knows she's not dead, and yet, considering that he might never see her again, it sort of feels like it. how long will he spend mourning Gwen Stacy? forever, probably.

he wishes he could point out Spider-Woman is gone, too. she'd made connections as both. but he can't — those who miss the masked version will have to figure out she's gone on their own. )

If there's anybody that cares, I could use some help with our little dudes. They're close to hatching, I think. It's better if someone is there to meet them when they do. ( he's talking about the squidges, and the observant will notice that's where he is — hanging out near the squidge park. he's been here a lot lately if one can find him at all. if you can't, well, he's probably somewhere on top of the castle where you're not likely to get to him. )

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[webdesigned]

Yeah. Exactly like that. Funny how that works.

I trust your hands, dude, so don't let me down.

[competing]

Consider it a done deal, man. Worry about your own stuff — these egg babies are gonna be just fine.

[webdesigned]

You're not getting rid of me quite that easy, I'll stick around to help out too. But I appreciate the fervor.

( he does, actually. it's hard to stay super gloomy talking to Lance, he's just adorable. )

[competing]

Well — the more, the merrier. [ he wasn't tryna shoo you away or anything, man. he just wanted to make sure you knew it was okay to take a break, if you wanted or needed it.

you know.

without being so mushy about it. ]

Haven't been to the park yet myself, but I hear there's a good number of them anyway.

[webdesigned]

( BREAKS ARE FOR BABIES LANCE AND HE IS NOT A BABY HE IS A GROWN MAN. )

Yeah, there's a bunch of eggs. When they hatch this place is going to be crazy lively, kinda sad we're probably gonna miss it.

[competing]

[ SAYS THE GUY WHO WAS JUST CRYING ON THE NETWORK ]

Aww, man, seriously? What if they hatch and no one's around to take care of them? That's hecked up!

[webdesigned]

( HE WAS NOT CRYING???! god lance he got a gold star for not crying, get w the program )

Even if we're not here, someone will be. Lots of ... other teams, did you really just say "hecked up" in all seriousness? ( is he accidentally friends with a Mormon what's happening )

[competing]

[ crying on the inside ]

..........Maybe I did, what's wrong with that??

[ excuse you, pete, he's from a pg-13 show ok ]

[webdesigned]

( that's his secret, he's always crying on the inside )

Nothing, just had a minor flashback to second grade, is all. Way to keep it G-rated, man. I appreciate that in someone who is going to be working with young aliens. Very professional.

[competing]

[ ah. ]

I'll have you know I know some very thuggish fifth graders who still say "heck."

[ lance you're not helping yourself. ]

[webdesigned]

Man, those kids must have been from the wrong side of the tracks. I'd hate to hear what sort of stuff they'd say in sixth grade.

( no Lance you're not... not really... )

[competing]

Oh, your ears would go red for sure.

[webdesigned]

We'd all hate to see that. Really dodging a bullet, here.

[competing]

Oh, yeah. Red's definitely not your color.

[ har. ]

[webdesigned]

Ouch, Lance. Pretty brutal, I'll remember that next time I think about wearing red.

[competing]

You'll thank me later.