text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

if anyone can tell me how to get videogames or proper internet on this thing i will do a dare of ur choice and let u record the results for posterity/blackmail/whatever u want

in the meantime i've got way too much time to kill so let's play would you rather

for those of you poor souls who've never known the glory of the internet, it goes like this: someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things

it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)

i'll start with something appropriate to our upcoming ~mission~

would you rather...
be eaten by a zombie, or burnt at the stake?

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text | un: harmonia

[digiorno]

You clearly don't need the internet. You're making your own fun just fine.

Eaten. You'd die faster. Being burnt at the stake usually means the fire is very hot and not very smoky, so it'd take ages.

[hedonistic]

are u kidding
there's so many cat memes and reaction gifs i'm missing out on

[l o l



meanwhile, if he was a regular sort of person, maybe he'd be disturbed at this person knowing that about immolation. Kagari Shuusei is not a regular kind of person. Unfortunately.]

h u h
u sure about that?
i'd have thought it'd be the other way around
like what if the zombie starts with your toes or something??