text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

if anyone can tell me how to get videogames or proper internet on this thing i will do a dare of ur choice and let u record the results for posterity/blackmail/whatever u want

in the meantime i've got way too much time to kill so let's play would you rather

for those of you poor souls who've never known the glory of the internet, it goes like this: someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things

it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)

i'll start with something appropriate to our upcoming ~mission~

would you rather...
be eaten by a zombie, or burnt at the stake?

Comments

text; un: hemlock

[unholey]

1) There's no internet here. Just the psychic rock network, which seems to be lagging behind on volume when it comes to pictures of cats in comparison to the regular internet.

2) No clue about the video games but I'm guessing the answer to that one is also "no". There's a dancing game on the magitech, but I think you need multiple people to play it.

3) That's a pretty morbid question to start out with. Burnt at the stake, I guess.

[hedonistic]

yeah i saw those
cool, but not exactly what i'm looking for

the pokemon ripoff is pretty neat too i guess, but still
i mean if i can't get carpal tunnel from it what's the point, amirite ┐(´∀｀)┌

anywayyyyy
burning's a solid choice
i mean, it'd probably hurt more, but at least it'd be over faster
would u change ur answer if u had a possibility of escaping?

text; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

Can't really help you with the games or internet thing. So I'll leave you alone on that.

Are we talking traditional eaten by a zombie?

[hedonistic]

i'm feeling generous, so i'll let u pick the flavor of zombie

TEXT, UN: BATSHIT

[slushfund]

It's not blackmail if someone agrees to it, lol.

But I'd rather be eaten by a zombie.
Life wouldn't necessarily be over, just a little more driven by gluttony.
That's too easy of a WYR though, don'tcha think?

[hedonistic]

hey u never kno
i might meet a cute girl someday and not want them to know i'm an idiot

[ah, the sweet smell of bullshit in the morn]

i'm not here to police ur life tho, u could use it for whatever
sell it, post it on the network, fap to it in private if ur into that
the pocket dimension is ur oyster

but idk, i mean sure there's some zombie stories where u get to keep ur personality and shit but u could just become a shambling sack of meat that makes other people into shambling meat sacks instead
some people might not wanna take that gamble

text | un: Princess

[assent]

Others seem to have already answered your queries, so I am afraid there is little else to help you with about the video games. However, something may arrive in the future, it is hard to say. There have been additions to the magitek over time, video games may one day join them.

If you would like, I will play magimon with you sometime.

[ She isn't playing the game when it starts like that... ]

1/2

[hedonistic]

[Oh hey, if it isn't the soniamonroll. :') He's kind of surprised she's replying; after the ragequit before he didn't really expect her to engage with him again.]

fuck yeah that'd be fun
let's kick some gym ass

[hedonistic]

[but lest u thought u were getting off scot-free this time:]

u didn't answer the question tho
which is it gonna be~

text■ un: virtuoso

[fourscores]

Both of those options are a terribly messy way to go. They lack any form of flair.

[hedonistic]

no one ever said the choices would be good ヽ( ˘□˘ )ゝ

text; username; - julius

[viscontree]

What do you hope to gain by asking this type of question?

Out of both of those options, I'd prefer being burned at the stake. A rather cruel way to end things. At the very least, you die while retaining your sanity.

[not here]

[p66]

[ JULIUS!!! WHY ARE YOU TEXTING KAGARI???? ]

[hedonistic]

nothing??? it's for fun dude

it's ok tho, i see now that ALASTAIR has an emergency shortage and u all need to conserve, i understand

i must be cutting severely into ur resources rn, no wonder everyone's so srs

pls forgive me for my sins

text; un: steelsamayarai

[feytality]

both of those options suck! I'd take burnt steak over that!

[this is how you play, right]

[hedonistic]

hey man, this isn't a shonen anime
u don't get to take a third option
<(｀^´)>

text, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

1 stake because it wouldn't work, i'd probably just end up naked and then the tied to a pole thing gets kinda kinky
2 you've internetted your last until we hit somewhere with a signal, sorry

[hedonistic]

omg
congratulations u are the first person to reply to this post with a sense of humor
ur prize: a sense of superiority over ur fellows who live sad humorless lives

text | un: w.park

[mutemail]

Shitpost king. Guess there's no basic obscenities filter on username creation.

HI AGAIN i was actually just gonna ask if you were interested in keeping the tdm thread!!

[hedonistic]

idk i for one believe in freedom of speech

[l o l

bless kogami for being a huge scholarly nerd and knowing things that let him make jokes that nobody else will even have the context to know are jokes]

don't u, ojisan

text | un: harmonia

[digiorno]

You clearly don't need the internet. You're making your own fun just fine.

Eaten. You'd die faster. Being burnt at the stake usually means the fire is very hot and not very smoky, so it'd take ages.

[hedonistic]

are u kidding
there's so many cat memes and reaction gifs i'm missing out on

[l o l



meanwhile, if he was a regular sort of person, maybe he'd be disturbed at this person knowing that about immolation. Kagari Shuusei is not a regular kind of person. Unfortunately.]

h u h
u sure about that?
i'd have thought it'd be the other way around
like what if the zombie starts with your toes or something??

text; [un: ironman]

[hyperverbose]

i think i like the pageantry of a good old fashioned stake burning.

[hedonistic]

["ironman", huh. must be a comics fan.]

u rly can't go wrong with the classics, it's tru

text. un: schbrodingers cat

[12inches]

wait you're wanting for The Glorious Internet and you're not going to start with the classic "wyr fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses"?

[ the fuck kinda memer are you, shitpost king ]

[hedonistic]

that would be predictable, man
why go for the low-hanging fruit when i can give you a hamburger (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

text; un: man of still

[figureitout]

the stake, obviously, i mean which one do you think people are gonna remember, another zombie victim or a possible witch? wizard, if we're going harry potter style, but anyway.

[hedonistic]

there's a certain irony about saying that in the middle of a magic fantasy jrpg castle but fair enough
tho hp wizards are boring for this question, they don't even die when u burn them

[What with the whole FLOO POWDER and FIREPLACES and i'm just assuming kagari got his hands on this series in e-format at some point bc he knows star wars and jjba and also fight me.]