text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

if anyone can tell me how to get videogames or proper internet on this thing i will do a dare of ur choice and let u record the results for posterity/blackmail/whatever u want

in the meantime i've got way too much time to kill so let's play would you rather

for those of you poor souls who've never known the glory of the internet, it goes like this: someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things

it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)

i'll start with something appropriate to our upcoming ~mission~

would you rather...
be eaten by a zombie, or burnt at the stake?

Comments

text; un: hemlock

[unholey]

1) There's no internet here. Just the psychic rock network, which seems to be lagging behind on volume when it comes to pictures of cats in comparison to the regular internet.

2) No clue about the video games but I'm guessing the answer to that one is also "no". There's a dancing game on the magitech, but I think you need multiple people to play it.

3) That's a pretty morbid question to start out with. Burnt at the stake, I guess.

[hedonistic]

yeah i saw those
cool, but not exactly what i'm looking for

the pokemon ripoff is pretty neat too i guess, but still
i mean if i can't get carpal tunnel from it what's the point, amirite ┐(´∀｀)┌

anywayyyyy
burning's a solid choice
i mean, it'd probably hurt more, but at least it'd be over faster
would u change ur answer if u had a possibility of escaping?

text; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

Can't really help you with the games or internet thing. So I'll leave you alone on that.

Are we talking traditional eaten by a zombie?

TEXT, UN: BATSHIT

[slushfund]

It's not blackmail if someone agrees to it, lol.

But I'd rather be eaten by a zombie.
Life wouldn't necessarily be over, just a little more driven by gluttony.
That's too easy of a WYR though, don'tcha think?

[hedonistic]

i'm feeling generous, so i'll let u pick the flavor of zombie

text | un: Princess

[assent]

Others seem to have already answered your queries, so I am afraid there is little else to help you with about the video games. However, something may arrive in the future, it is hard to say. There have been additions to the magitek over time, video games may one day join them.

If you would like, I will play magimon with you sometime.

[ She isn't playing the game when it starts like that... ]

[hedonistic]

hey u never kno
i might meet a cute girl someday and not want them to know i'm an idiot

[ah, the sweet smell of bullshit in the morn]

i'm not here to police ur life tho, u could use it for whatever
sell it, post it on the network, fap to it in private if ur into that
the pocket dimension is ur oyster

but idk, i mean sure there's some zombie stories where u get to keep ur personality and shit but u could just become a shambling sack of meat that makes other people into shambling meat sacks instead
some people might not wanna take that gamble

[fateality]

Probably zombie then.

How about you, friend? Chomped down, or burnt to a crisp?

text■ un: virtuoso

[fourscores]

Both of those options are a terribly messy way to go. They lack any form of flair.

[hedonistic]

zombies, man
burns hurt like a bitch when it's just one place at a time

text; username; - julius

[viscontree]

What do you hope to gain by asking this type of question?

Out of both of those options, I'd prefer being burned at the stake. A rather cruel way to end things. At the very least, you die while retaining your sanity.

[not here]

[p66]

[ JULIUS!!! WHY ARE YOU TEXTING KAGARI???? ]

[unholey]

[Poke...mon. Oh. Right. ... that game Narancia was really excited about and had spent the last month chattering his ear off that came out the day he died.]

Oh. Is that what that game is supposed to be about?
I can't really relate. I don't play games.

Doesn't the possibility of escaping make the whole question moot?
I suppose it would depend if I escaped infected or not.
If that's the case I'd still take the fire.

text; un: steelsamayarai

[feytality]

both of those options suck! I'd take burnt steak over that!

[this is how you play, right]

text, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

1 stake because it wouldn't work, i'd probably just end up naked and then the tied to a pole thing gets kinda kinky
2 you've internetted your last until we hit somewhere with a signal, sorry

text | un: w.park

[mutemail]

Shitpost king. Guess there's no basic obscenities filter on username creation.

[hedonistic]

omfg
my dude
it's a joke

also that's literally the saddest sentence i've ever read
even kou-chan plays games come onnnnn dude
where is ur sense of fun

[Kogami plays games with you, Kagari. His nerdiness focuses in a bit of a different direction.]

consider the escaping a different question ヽ( ˘□˘ )ゝ

u don't get 2 kno if ur infected tho, thems the breaks

ur turn btw

1/2

[hedonistic]

[Oh hey, if it isn't the soniamonroll. :') He's kind of surprised she's replying; after the ragequit before he didn't really expect her to engage with him again.]

fuck yeah that'd be fun
let's kick some gym ass

[hedonistic]

[but lest u thought u were getting off scot-free this time:]

u didn't answer the question tho
which is it gonna be~

[hedonistic]

no one ever said the choices would be good ヽ( ˘□˘ )ゝ

[hedonistic]

nothing??? it's for fun dude

it's ok tho, i see now that ALASTAIR has an emergency shortage and u all need to conserve, i understand

i must be cutting severely into ur resources rn, no wonder everyone's so srs

pls forgive me for my sins

[unholey]

Get better jokes.
Repetitive motion injuries don't make for very good punchlines.

Burning at the stake with the rest of me, probably.
On that note: still fire, there's no point in dragging it out.

Would you rather lose your ability to hear or see?

[not here]

[hedonistic]

[the question is, why are YOU not texting him, reika-chan. he's #offended]

[not here]

[p66]

[ BECAUSE YOURE TEXTING THE MOST STRAIGHTLACED PERSON SHE KNOWS and she needs to keep said person's sanity intact ]

[not here]

[hedonistic]

[isn't that the best reason to come threadjack as damage control tho]