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[cachemoney]

[Fiona is a little out of breath, like she just hustled very quickly away from somewhere. Which she did, but that's neither here nor there. The background behind her is some innocuous wood panelling; she's in a house.]

Okay. So. Crunch time. Things are getting nuts out there, if you didn't notice. We are gonna wind up super screwed if we don't hop to figuring out what the hell to do.

[She holds up a vial. It has some alien writing on it, as well as a familiar symbol on the label.]

We found this inside the hospital. A shit-ton of them, actually. So who wants to find out what Zymandis asshole is responsible for this mess and beat an antidote out of them?



[ ooc. PS, maya, hanzo, and mccree might show up in your threads. feel free to threadjack as well! ]

Comments

[feytality]

[dishonour on your cow, Keith]

Yeah, but the sewers. Next you're going to tell me pizza delivers down there, and there's a giant rat watching cheesy drama?

[Anything? Anything????]

[She looks hopeful]

[secondnature]

No one would deliver pizza to a sewer unless they could pay.

[Sorry, Maya. He's from an adaptation of another 80s cartoon.

And pop culture ignorant on top of it.]

Can they? Because if they're living in the sewer, they probably can't.

[feytality]

[How has he lived until now]

.......

Man, you're really out of the loop. Haven't you checked out the TV they have here?

[Is this really the priority right now, Maya]

1/3

[secondnature]

[This is exactly the moment where Shiro would be prepared to intervene because Keith is about to lose it.

But, unfortunately, Shiro is on his way to becoming a shambling virus zombie, so—]

What?! People are dying!

[secondnature]

People are sick! And evil aliens who want to be ... I dunno, the only bad guys in the multiverse to live, are trying to kill them!

[secondnature]

So, no.

I haven't watched any TV.

I've been busy.

1/2

[feytality]

[look Keith, just because you're too lame to know what TMNT is, doesn't mean you should take it out on her??]

....

[But congrats on shutting on her up!!]

[feytality]

... I-I didn't mean.... I was just....

....

I'm sorry.

[secondnature]

[... Ah ... well. His point got through! He sobers up a little.]

Well, make sure you help us.

[feytality]

I'm trying...

[She was part of this team who found this Plot Twist info......... and stuck her hands in biohazard waste to get it....]

[#greatplans]

[secondnature]

Keep trying. Our team will be better for it.

[For what it's worth, he hasn't actually clued in to the fact that she was a part of the clue-finding team here.]

[feytality]

[One day he will know her as she truly is: a hero to the people]

[just kidding, she's a dumbass who put her hands in toxic waste]

Yeah, I hope so.