video; un: fiona

[cachemoney]

[Fiona is a little out of breath, like she just hustled very quickly away from somewhere. Which she did, but that's neither here nor there. The background behind her is some innocuous wood panelling; she's in a house.]

Okay. So. Crunch time. Things are getting nuts out there, if you didn't notice. We are gonna wind up super screwed if we don't hop to figuring out what the hell to do.

[She holds up a vial. It has some alien writing on it, as well as a familiar symbol on the label.]

We found this inside the hospital. A shit-ton of them, actually. So who wants to find out what Zymandis asshole is responsible for this mess and beat an antidote out of them?



[ ooc. PS, maya, hanzo, and mccree might show up in your threads. feel free to threadjack as well! ]

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video; un: steelsamayarai

[feytality]

......

[this dude is scary]

Are you a prosecutor?

[that seems like the natural conclusion, here]

[respired]

No. Though I am part of this place's law enforcement, for the time being.

[ He ain't gonna give this guy any due process. ]

[feytality]

But, when you say justice, do you mean....

[mimes throat-cutting]

[respired]

Yes.

[ To be absolutely clear: ]

If I find him, I will kill him.

[feytality]

But--- isn't this guy part of Zymandis? [oh, wow, she pronounced it right] They.... they're parasites in human bodies, aren't they? You're not going to..... it's the parasite you're after, right?

[respired]

[ He raises an eyebrow. ]

What evidence do you have that all Zymandis agents are necessarily Taraxan?

[feytality]

They're not?

[She's just catching up on Zymandis Drama now......]

[respired]

[ Baffled. ]

No. Not at all.

[feytality]

...Oh.

[This is good news??? Maybe??]

So, if they're not parasites, then....?

[respired]

I cannot say what other races they are. Many looked human enough, but I'm no expert on those matters.

[feytality]

Did you meet them...?

[respired]

They came in ships to collect their Taraxan allies. Some of them were shot down, and we killed them as they emerged from the wreckage.

[feytality]

[oh my god why is there so much murder]

[and this is coming from an Ace Attorney character]

I-- I thought we were here to fix timelines, not to... fight a w-war.

[looking steadily more horrified]

[respired]

[ Girl ... ]

This is a war. It has always been a war.

[feytality]

[No one even mentioned murder or war before this now. Now she's getting real with Koltira Murderpants]

But... W-Why? Why do we have to fight?

[respired]

Because our enemies seek to destroy all life. All that is or was or will be.

[feytality]

But they can't just bring us here and expect us to kill people! That isn't right! W... We... there's got to be some other way, or....

There are little kids here!

[respired]

Who is 'they'? Do not repeat the nonsense conspiracies of our comrades, or I will know you for a fool.

[feytality]

[Does he not already??]

ALISTAIR! Th-- They're the one who put us on this team, weren't they? And now you're saying they just wanted us to fight their battles?

video; un: I CAN B UR DADDY

[moneyballer]

[maya WHAT PART OF THAT WOULD MEAN HE IS A PROSECUTOR-]

Does he look like a prosecutor to you-

[feytality]

Kinda, yeah. He's kinda scary, and he's really intense about taking this guy down...

.... Plus, to be honest, he kinda looks like he might attack me with a stun gun....

[Apparently being bloodthirsty and tazering Maya make you a prosecutor???]

[moneyballer]

He means like a beat down!

[excuse him he is a little kerfluffled]

Not a lawsuit!

[feytality]

Yeah, I know.

[Haven't you ever been tased by a prosecutor, Asher??]

Prosecutors are scary. [Edgeworth reformed but even he had that whole "demon prosecutor" thing going on...]

[moneyballer]

You know a prosecutor who'd straight up gut someone, all out in the open?

[asher

asher have u seen the title of ur canon]

Damn. That is scary.

[feytality]

Pretty much. He killed a guy because he got penalized, and then raised his son as a prosecutor to try to frame him for murder as revenge! That guy was seriously twisted.