video; un: fiona

[cachemoney]

[Fiona is a little out of breath, like she just hustled very quickly away from somewhere. Which she did, but that's neither here nor there. The background behind her is some innocuous wood panelling; she's in a house.]

Okay. So. Crunch time. Things are getting nuts out there, if you didn't notice. We are gonna wind up super screwed if we don't hop to figuring out what the hell to do.

[She holds up a vial. It has some alien writing on it, as well as a familiar symbol on the label.]

We found this inside the hospital. A shit-ton of them, actually. So who wants to find out what Zymandis asshole is responsible for this mess and beat an antidote out of them?



[ ooc. PS, maya, hanzo, and mccree might show up in your threads. feel free to threadjack as well! ]

Comments

[pummelling]

I don't actually think there was a right way for that to come out.

i'm honestly so sorry this is so unnecessary

[moneyballer]

I didn't mean it like t-that-!

[Stammering and stumbling over his words, he continues to blabber irrationally.]

Obviously, the only dick I'd be smashing in that type of way would be yours-

jesus CHRIST 1/2

[pummelling]

[pummelling]

[he opens his mouth to protest but

there are really

no fucking words for what has just transpired

so he's just going to roll his eyes and massage one of his temples. god damn it asher]

[moneyballer]

[alskdjflakslj A SLDKFJLSKDJF???!??@?@!!!!!!]

Please don't break up with me.

[pummelling]

[SIGHS]

You've said worse, it's fine.

Besides. Apart from being in poor taste as usual, at least I know you're okay with people knowing about us.

[moneyballer]

[Asher, to some degree, is prepared for the onslaught of judgment they will get. Not for being men in a relationship, but for being together despite being so different, despite one person clearly having far more of some things than the other.]

Are you?

[He remembers, vaguely, Jin mentioning that while he wasn't hiding exactly, he wasn't going to don a rainbow cape and frolic all over the place.]

[cachemoney]

Can you guys move your fucking soap opera somewhere else.

[pummelling]

We're done, leave him be.

[moneyballer]

Sorry! Sorry.

[HE REALLY MEANS IT OKAY-]

So... We're gonna go after the guy who started this?

[pummelling]

We're in the middle of the zombie apocalypse, Asher. If not now, when?

...Besides, I don't think any of our teammates actually care. [how many of yall are gay like... rly] Not that I'd care if they did. You're my boyfriend, dummy.

Uh. [gods that was way too earnest for the network. He looks vaguely flustered, and hastily segues into--] Now, about this maybe being Taraxa again?

[moneyballer]

[He loves you, boo.

Now onto more pressing matters.]

Okay so, Taraxa, uuuuum, let's see...

We know that they don't have bodies of their own most of the time, 'cuz they gank 'em.

[Take up hosts.]

They tend to enter through the ear.

And you can shrivel 'em up with salt, yeah? If you can squeeze 'em out, that is.

That's what I remember.

[ex_adept136]

I'll be brief since we've got business to attend to, but congrats guys. I'm glad for you.

[Thumbs up and everything alright]

[pummelling]

[this is still a very mortifying way for whoever on the team was following this to find out, but at least Haise was nice about it.]

Um, thanks. [;;;;;]

[ex_adept136]

Sometime maybe I can ask you about it.

[Not that he hasn't been reading along. He sure has.

He reads everything he can get his hands on, alright...]

For now, let's do our best.

Im sorry

[feytality]

[What the fuck Asher that is so violent???]

[She never would have expected this from you]

What? No! D-Don't do that! Isn't that super painful for guys?!

[leave Jin's dick alone, he probably needs it]

[moneyballer]

[.....oh god this is happening again

he's not qualified to give these kinds of """lessons""" rip]

Um, that's the not kind of smashin' I was talkin' about, M-dawg.

[Not with Jin.]

[pummelling]

[fatality]

He means we're having sex. And also that we're changing the subject.

[moneyballer]

[WORRIEDLY:]

We do not know how old she is-

1/2

[feytality]

.... Oh.

[going p red don't mind her]

[feytality]

..... W-Wait, is that how guys....? Doesn't that hurt?

[like she got the talk so she knows the basics but Mia likely didn't go into the yaoi deets]

[pummelling]

[ELDER GODS HAVE MERCY HE'S NOT GONNA GIVE HER SEX ED RIGHT NOW]

Later, Maya.

[feytality]

... Is there another kind?

[At least Jin swoops in to save him from this]

[moneyballer]

[Spoken very softly indeed:]

Yes, girl.

[There is.]

[feytality]

[Thanks to you two, she now thinks yaois = intense dick-fencing. GOOD JOB, GUYS]

.... I-I had no idea.

[She's all red now, too]