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[Fiona is a little out of breath, like she just hustled very quickly away from somewhere. Which she did, but that's neither here nor there. The background behind her is some innocuous wood panelling; she's in a house.]

Okay. So. Crunch time. Things are getting nuts out there, if you didn't notice. We are gonna wind up super screwed if we don't hop to figuring out what the hell to do.

[She holds up a vial. It has some alien writing on it, as well as a familiar symbol on the label.]

We found this inside the hospital. A shit-ton of them, actually. So who wants to find out what Zymandis asshole is responsible for this mess and beat an antidote out of them?



[ ooc. PS, maya, hanzo, and mccree might show up in your threads. feel free to threadjack as well! ]

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Video ; un: steelsamayarai

[feytality]

You have a sword that forces people to tell the truth? That's so cool!

[Her priorities are definitely in order]

[selfimage]

Irony, really. Quite a good investigative tool when push comes to shove.

[feytality]

I'll bet! If Nick had something like that in court, he'd slash through the prosecution's witnesses like they were nothing!

[literally??]

... Hey, could I borrow it sometime?

[selfimage]

As long as you're responsible with it.

[ he says, as if he really doesn't care about that at all. ]

So—Nick?

[feytality]

Yay!

[Loki's the best fake daduncle ever]

[(this is a terrible idea)]

Yeah, my assistant [don't be fooled it's actually the other way around], Nick! He's a lawyer! And witnesses are always lying on the stand. He'd cry if he could get his hands on something like that.

[selfimage]

[ why him ]

He'd also have to wield a sword and make some stabby in a mortal court of law. Something tells me that sounds like the things humans fuss about.

[ don't play the ignorant god card, Loki. ]

[feytality]

[because he lets her play with his toys instead of tricking her into caring about homework!!! he's the fun Loki, okay]

[What an awkward way to phrase that]

You'd be surprised what flies in the court..... anyway, he doesn't need to actually stab people, does he? What about a light papercut of truth?

[selfimage]

I suppose if we had some paper of truth, but swords are generally used for hacking and slashing. It's what they do.

[ sweet and simple. ]

... On second thought ...

It would make for an interesting court drama.

[feytality]

What about toe stubbing of truth? That's kinda like hacking, isn't it?

[clearly Loki needs to be in AA7]

Yeah, it really would. Court's already so dramatic, we'd definitely need some stabbing or stubbing to take it up a notch...

[selfimage]

[ man, he wasn't even in MvC. ]

Well, it would certainly make it a bit more intriguing, wouldn't it? Needless to say, I'd certainly watch it.

[ there's something a little more willing about him this time, rather than the last time she had met him. ]

[feytality]

[that's because Maya would have kicked his ass]

Sure, I'll get you a front row seat, since you're lending me the sword and all!

[clearly the difference in attitude is because he now knows he's her baby daddyuncle, right]