video; un: fiona

[cachemoney]

[Fiona is a little out of breath, like she just hustled very quickly away from somewhere. Which she did, but that's neither here nor there. The background behind her is some innocuous wood panelling; she's in a house.]

Okay. So. Crunch time. Things are getting nuts out there, if you didn't notice. We are gonna wind up super screwed if we don't hop to figuring out what the hell to do.

[She holds up a vial. It has some alien writing on it, as well as a familiar symbol on the label.]

We found this inside the hospital. A shit-ton of them, actually. So who wants to find out what Zymandis asshole is responsible for this mess and beat an antidote out of them?



[ ooc. PS, maya, hanzo, and mccree might show up in your threads. feel free to threadjack as well! ]

Comments

[predomination]

Where was the cat found, Asher-san?

[he's very serious about this.]

[moneyballer]

I... I dunno.

[God, if it's the sewers-]

I'm not sure.

Did anybody even find it?

[predomination]

I haven't heard anything about it, myself, but that does seem suspicious, doesn't it?

Even the detail about it being a cat, of all things.

[moneyballer]

Why?

[he is not an anime. cats do not talk or turn into hot and/or scary girls in his universe, ok]

I guess it's funny that the mayor technically wanted us to get some pussy or whatever, but-

[No.]

[predomination]

Because of our sister team- Team Kittypaw.

[what the fuck, asher.]

It's almost like they were assuming we can't resist the siren call of a tragic feline out of loyalty or something.

[moneyballer]

Okay, dude?

[Ah, this is too much for his simple brain.

Asher rubs both temples with his fingers.]

One conspiracy theory at a time.

[predomination]

Okay, okay. But we really should see if anyone found that cat.

if you need me to not, i can delete this

[moneyballer]

So, U-dawg...

[Cue an inappropriately timed eyebrow waggle.]

I guess pussy just happens to be your thing?

But why would I want that when you've given me such a great opportunity

[predomination]

Oh, Asher-san~

You have no idea.

i'm S CREAMING

[moneyballer]

Damn, son.

[At that, he pounds a fist to his chest twice, then showing two fingers.]

Respect.

[god he's probably into some nasty ass shit]