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[cassieology]

hello my little sibs!! i'm afraid i have some bad news o(╥﹏╥)o

as u know our dearest oska is typically invisible to the bad guys!! this usually works out super well and in fact it still does but ... BUT (∩︵∩)

OK so

remember those slug people you brought back from your last mission?? the people with slugs in their heads i guess that is more accurate and sensitive. we managed to save a lot of them (▰˘◡˘▰) and that's good!! but then, before we finished, some of them got out!! and that's bad. they just slipped right out of our hands, like slippery fish

or ... slimy slugs ◔_◔

so they got free before their heads got fixed and THEN THEY WENT ON A RAMPAGE ヾ(ﾟдﾟ)ﾉ

long story short: cloaking devices disabled from the inside!! reinforcements called!! chaos!! madness!! lots of fighting for like,, the past week

(seriously it's been sooo bad lmao)

and, well, we need help! initially we shut it all down so that these nasty zymandis slugs couldn't call for more fucking backup AND so we could give the other teams a proper warning (like this one, lol) before we let you in again

so get your knives out or your spells or your swords or whatever cool thing you have in your armory bc it's time to kick some ass ᕙ(⇀‸↼)ᕗ

(mostly robot ass)

(but still)

we'll call you in soon, so finish up with all those cute kitties and get ready to roll out!!

CASSIE, OVER (►.◄)

Comments

text, @Doc Knock

[paintjobs]

I take it that the robots are the reinforcements. Interesting. Sentient or non?

[cassieology]

who has two thumbs and doesnt give a fuck

it's me!!!

[paintjobs]

Well that's a little insensitive.

[cassieology]

i'm not very sensitive to stuff that tries to kill me!! sorry!!

(lol im not, like, at all)

[paintjobs]

Fine, I'll make it easy for you. Are they doing nothing but singlemindedly following programmed directives? Any dense organic should be able to tell that much.

[cassieology]

are u calling me fat bc that is SO

RUDE ¿(❦﹏❦)?

anyway they're pretty smart, learning AIs no doubt

[paintjobs]

Dense. Some species take it as a compliment.

An AI is non sentient, that's why they call it artificial. A little fact for you.

[cassieology]

thats not how u meant it my guy

u sure abt that? i've met a lot of evolved AI in my time! i think they'd take offense!!

[paintjobs]

Don't worry, it would just be simulated offense.

But that's a discussion for another time, I'm sure. Try to stay alive until we get there.

[cassieology]

lmao O-K

it's true i dont really have time to sit and tell you how wrong you are! maybe later??

but OK bye for now dum-dum (✿◠‿◠)