text || un: Q♥EEN

[cassieology]

hello my little sibs!! i'm afraid i have some bad news o(╥﹏╥)o

as u know our dearest oska is typically invisible to the bad guys!! this usually works out super well and in fact it still does but ... BUT (∩︵∩)

OK so

remember those slug people you brought back from your last mission?? the people with slugs in their heads i guess that is more accurate and sensitive. we managed to save a lot of them (▰˘◡˘▰) and that's good!! but then, before we finished, some of them got out!! and that's bad. they just slipped right out of our hands, like slippery fish

or ... slimy slugs ◔_◔

so they got free before their heads got fixed and THEN THEY WENT ON A RAMPAGE ヾ(ﾟдﾟ)ﾉ

long story short: cloaking devices disabled from the inside!! reinforcements called!! chaos!! madness!! lots of fighting for like,, the past week

(seriously it's been sooo bad lmao)

and, well, we need help! initially we shut it all down so that these nasty zymandis slugs couldn't call for more fucking backup AND so we could give the other teams a proper warning (like this one, lol) before we let you in again

so get your knives out or your spells or your swords or whatever cool thing you have in your armory bc it's time to kick some ass ᕙ(⇀‸↼)ᕗ

(mostly robot ass)

(but still)

we'll call you in soon, so finish up with all those cute kitties and get ready to roll out!!

CASSIE, OVER (►.◄)

Comments

TEXT | un: p.parker

[webdesigned]

( this is actually serious enough for him to get over his rampant refusal to use his own magitek. )

how soon is soon ??
what kind of numbers are we talking
are you pulling all three teams on terra felis?

[cassieology]

uhh pretty soon!! like a few days?? we're working on it!

and i dont know my guy hard to count when you're getting laser slammed in the face, which i have been, every day, for the past week щ（ﾟДﾟщ）

yes, all of you, everybody!!

text; un: steelsamayarai

[feytality]

but

weren't they somewhere else?!

[cassieology]

im gonna need some more specifics sweetie

text; un: anonymous

[skelepun]

sans here, reporting for 'was on reassignment for this' weekly.

why are the terrestrial gastropod mollusks on this rampage in the first place?

[cassieology]

hello new little sib!! so nice to have u (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

and uhh probably bc they're zymandis and we are not friends lmfao

text; un: hemlock

[unholey]

Thanks for the update. Sounds like things have been pretty shitty.

Have any areas in the castle been secured at this point? Are the Zymandis agents attacking any specific points, or does general destruction seem to be their goal?

[cassieology]

lol understatement of the Y E A R

no t ... really ... im crouched down in the library rright now, it's suuuch a mess

so many sad books

and yeah im pretty sure 'fuck it all up' is the general idea

Text | un: sieglindesullivan

[grunehexe]

Those of our number who have recently joined the team, if you are capable of healing now would be a good time to share that information.

Unless someone else is capable and would prefer to do so, I shall ward an area for medical treatment. Any volunteers who can treat the inevitable injured would be appreciated in that area, as would those with strength who would prefer to use it defensively.

[cassieology]

good initiative ◕‿◕

but ur probably gonna have a hard time finding a place to set up at first

audio; un: okami

[whatshimadayou]

Have we suffered any losses on our side?

[cassieology]

naw we're all alive!! we are experienced WARRIORS (◣_◢)

[voice; un: METTATON]

[ex_mettacrusher33]

Robots, eh, darling?

I'm usually only up for playing the action hero on screen, but if real life decides to imitate art, then... well.

I'll be sure we make an electrifying entrance. [He knows she can't see him winking. He's doing it anyway.] Hang in there.

[cassieology]

[It's okay. She can hear it.]

thank u sweetie (✿◠‿◠)

text, @Doc Knock

[paintjobs]

I take it that the robots are the reinforcements. Interesting. Sentient or non?

[cassieology]

who has two thumbs and doesnt give a fuck

it's me!!!

un: fiona

[cachemoney]

And here I was hoping you were just setting up a surprise party for us. (Though I guess murderbots can still be a surprise?)

Anyway, good to see nobody's dead, that's a plus. What are you doing with the Taraxa'd people, or is that like... last on the to-do list?

[cassieology]

it is a surprise party! the surprise is that we got attacked and the party is that you have to fight or you're going to die (▰˘◡˘▰)

ummm idk! i'd just as soon shoot their fucking faces clean off!! but if u sweeties want to save the nasty ones, that's up to you

text | un: Sasaki

[ex_adept136]

[Here comes her favorite recruit ever... Albeit reluctantly.

It's pretty much a sin to inconvenience your co-workers. He won't soon forget having done as much]

Are you all okay?

[cassieology]

[Fortunately, Cassie has the attention span of a gnat for anything outside of her very specialized interest areas.]

we're fine!! we've been in worse spots than this (◕‿◕✿)

audio | un: eight

[sentry]

[Everything's made about zero sense so far...why doesn't it surprise him that this is more of the same?]

So basically...you captured enemy operatives. They got loose, your security got taken down, and now we're expected to mop up. Is that right?

[His tone is, as nigh-on always, composed. Even.

But there's no mistaking the smallest hint of exasperation]

[cassieology]

lmaaooo?? no??

WE didn't do anything, dummy ☆(❁‿❁)☆

YOUR team wanted to save these slug ppl so you dropped them in here lol

WE'VE been trying to mop up your slimy mess for the past week

hope that helped you get your fucking facts straight ヽ(^◇^*)/

text; un: I CAN B UR DADDY

[moneyballer]

b a l l s

[cassieology]

that's very helpful, jackass ●‿●

text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

wait so
u guys actually brought back possessed people from ur enemy's side (???) to ur secret hidden home base
like this is an actual legit thing that somebody thought was a good idea and the people in charge of the portals between worlds okayed
am i reading this right

[cassieology]

no you're not! but maybe you're a fucking idiot, so i guess that's fine ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ

A U D E N T E S

(lmfao that's u, stay with me, i know you're dumb!!)

brought the slugs back here! we allowed it because u wanted it and we are just! so nice!!

text | username: olivia

[winces]

[ robots... it just had to be robots.

no offense to the ones on their team, of course, but olivia still isn't entirely over her general wariness and fear of them. so to hear they must go toe-to-toe with them... ]

Thank you for the warning. I'm sorry we could not be there to help you sooner.
However
I wonder
Hypothetically
Say you are not at all suited to fight these... robots...
Or fight in general...
What shall you have us do...?

text; un: hound

[ofobedience]

I'm sure your healing abilities will be very much in demand, here.

[YOU CAN STILL BE USEFUL AND PRODUCTIVE, OLIVIA!]

text; un: hound

[ofobedience]

You really ought to have killed them from the get-go. That said, when do we leave?

[Someone's eager both to get away from the cats and for a good fight >.>]

[cassieology]

lol me?? i think you mean YOU as in YOUR TEAM my guy

we're working on it right now!! give us a few days. get ready in the mean time!!

not here | 1/2

[competing]

[ the taraxa. a word he had hoped not to hear for a while, least of all now during this impromptu time of rest and relaxation. all too vividly he recalls the last he'd had to deal with one... and how horribly it all went down. ]

text | xXx_trueblue_xXx | 2/2

[competing]

[ ...but it's okay. it's okay. all this time, he'd been talking about being smarter next time, doing better. now he has a chance to follow up on it.

he'll make sure it wasn't all talk. ]

quick question—
do we get to fight said robots
with our own robots?

[ let this diet mecha mecha, pls. ]

text | un: Princess

[assent]

[ It isn't really a surprise, when everything is considered. If anything, while the past missions she kept towards healing and helping others in that way, this isn't something she wants to miss out on. Zymandis had made things difficult for her two times already, a third...? Well. ]

I hope you will be able to keep yourselves safe in the meantime. Personally, I am quite ready to fuck them up in return once we arrive.

[ What a blessing. ]

It may be possible that we can utilise the castle's layout for a stealth entry, I will try and remember the layout and draw up a map that we will be able to go over as well. If anything, it may help us prioritise areas that would benefit us more that way. That is, of course, if the walls are still standing?

Also, if anyone is familiar with chemistry, it might be useful to create something that may be used as explosives or acidic liquids that eat metal. It might be difficult to obtain anything like that in Terra Felis, but it would not hurt to try. Had I have known, I would have collected items from Woodhurst while we were still there.

text | un; sieglindesullivan

[grunehexe]

I have such acids.

And materials that could be used to explosive effect.

[Now isn't the time to hide the fact that she scavenges the hell out of every world they go to, she supposes.]

Un: baaaan ; video

[perma_banned]

If there's a need for it, boss, I can sneak in pretty well~.

[cassieology]

i'm not your boss!! and OK lol, you do you

voice; un: deathweaver

[respired]

[ His voice is a low growl, tight with anger. ]

Ah, the wages of mercy.

[ There's the sound of magic coalescing, crackling and icy. ]

When I am finished, none will remain.

audio; un:hound

[ofobedience]

Now you're talking.

text; un: sai

[daimeinashi]

understood
when we have finished with the robots and escaped taraxa, however, what will be done to prevent further intrusions by zymandis? our location is now compromised, is it not?

[cassieology]

not my department, lil sib! let's focus on the task at hand first OK (◠‿◠✿)

text; un: noct gar

[armigers]

[ ...............ugh. No. Not slugs. Please tell him he doesn't have to handle any of them with his bare hands. ]

You can try looking a little less excited about delivering crappy news.

[ As much as font can look anyway. ]

Do we finally get to head back to our worlds once we take care of this mess?

text; un: demon cyborg

[scrap_metal]

This is a very good question.

text; un: demon cyborg

[scrap_metal]

[ This is so confusing, but okay. Kick robots ass, that he can do. ]

Got it, get ready for action. Clean your mess, get rid of the invaders and so on.

It sounds like you're under a siege, any prediction how long your supplies can last in such circumstances?

[cassieology]

your mess! let's be clear on that, please (✿◠‿◠)

don't u worry about that. all u need to worry about is hopping like a bunny through the portal when we get it open

nnnnnot here but

[boneafide]

[ big mood ]