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futurology2017-04-24 09:12 pm
cassieology) wrote in futurology2017-04-24 09:12 pm
Entry tags:
- !alastair npc,
- asher millstone (htgawm),
- eight (final fantasy type-0),
- fiona (borderlands),
- genos (one punch man),
- giovanni (dogs: bullets & carnage),
- haise sasaki (tokyo ghoul: re),
- kaz brekker (grishaverse),
- lance (voltron),
- peter parker (the amazing spider-man),
- sai (naruto),
- sakura kinomoto (cardcaptor sakura),
- shuusei kagari (psycho-pass),
- sonia nevermind (danganronpa 2)
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hello my little sibs!! i'm afraid i have some bad news o(╥﹏╥)o
as u know our dearest oska is typically invisible to the bad guys!! this usually works out super well and in fact it still does but ... BUT (∩︵∩)
OK so
remember those slug people you brought back from your last mission?? the people with slugs in their heads i guess that is more accurate and sensitive. we managed to save a lot of them (▰˘◡˘▰) and that's good!! but then, before we finished, some of them got out!! and that's bad. they just slipped right out of our hands, like slippery fish
or ... slimy slugs ◔_◔
so they got free before their heads got fixed and THEN THEY WENT ON A RAMPAGE ヾ(ﾟдﾟ)ﾉ
long story short: cloaking devices disabled from the inside!! reinforcements called!! chaos!! madness!! lots of fighting for like,, the past week
(seriously it's been sooo bad lmao)
and, well, we need help! initially we shut it all down so that these nasty zymandis slugs couldn't call for more fucking backup AND so we could give the other teams a proper warning (like this one, lol) before we let you in again
so get your knives out or your spells or your swords or whatever cool thing you have in your armory bc it's time to kick some ass ᕙ(⇀‸↼)ᕗ
(mostly robot ass)
(but still)
we'll call you in soon, so finish up with all those cute kitties and get ready to roll out!!
CASSIE, OVER (►.◄)
as u know our dearest oska is typically invisible to the bad guys!! this usually works out super well and in fact it still does but ... BUT (∩︵∩)
OK so
remember those slug people you brought back from your last mission?? the people with slugs in their heads i guess that is more accurate and sensitive. we managed to save a lot of them (▰˘◡˘▰) and that's good!! but then, before we finished, some of them got out!! and that's bad. they just slipped right out of our hands, like slippery fish
or ... slimy slugs ◔_◔
so they got free before their heads got fixed and THEN THEY WENT ON A RAMPAGE ヾ(ﾟдﾟ)ﾉ
long story short: cloaking devices disabled from the inside!! reinforcements called!! chaos!! madness!! lots of fighting for like,, the past week
(seriously it's been sooo bad lmao)
and, well, we need help! initially we shut it all down so that these nasty zymandis slugs couldn't call for more fucking backup AND so we could give the other teams a proper warning (like this one, lol) before we let you in again
so get your knives out or your spells or your swords or whatever cool thing you have in your armory bc it's time to kick some ass ᕙ(⇀‸↼)ᕗ
(mostly robot ass)
(but still)
we'll call you in soon, so finish up with all those cute kitties and get ready to roll out!!
CASSIE, OVER (►.◄)
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[He added in '<3' in text for good measure.]
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[This is what he SAID, but really Ban's priority to get back to Oska's kitchen was more his goal than, say, preserving the chain of command...]
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