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[cassieology]

hello my little sibs!! i'm afraid i have some bad news o(╥﹏╥)o

as u know our dearest oska is typically invisible to the bad guys!! this usually works out super well and in fact it still does but ... BUT (∩︵∩)

OK so

remember those slug people you brought back from your last mission?? the people with slugs in their heads i guess that is more accurate and sensitive. we managed to save a lot of them (▰˘◡˘▰) and that's good!! but then, before we finished, some of them got out!! and that's bad. they just slipped right out of our hands, like slippery fish

or ... slimy slugs ◔_◔

so they got free before their heads got fixed and THEN THEY WENT ON A RAMPAGE ヾ(ﾟдﾟ)ﾉ

long story short: cloaking devices disabled from the inside!! reinforcements called!! chaos!! madness!! lots of fighting for like,, the past week

(seriously it's been sooo bad lmao)

and, well, we need help! initially we shut it all down so that these nasty zymandis slugs couldn't call for more fucking backup AND so we could give the other teams a proper warning (like this one, lol) before we let you in again

so get your knives out or your spells or your swords or whatever cool thing you have in your armory bc it's time to kick some ass ᕙ(⇀‸↼)ᕗ

(mostly robot ass)

(but still)

we'll call you in soon, so finish up with all those cute kitties and get ready to roll out!!

CASSIE, OVER (►.◄)

Comments

[sentry]

[Well, isn't this stranger charming]

This isn't my team.

[His voice turns sharp for that one statement, because so far as he's concerned, he has only one team. Being dragged away from them is not something he chose, and certainly nothing he's happy about]

If we're getting our facts straight, I've got nothing to do with any "slug people", whatever that means.

[cassieology]

lol ok edgemaster Z, whatever u say

if you're fresh meat, you should read stuff before you go spouting off?? just a suggestion (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

[sentry]

Edge what?

Maybe you ought to brief people you force into conscription. But I read this, and apparently you didn't keep your own prisoners detained.

Marching orders are marching orders, but I'm not going to pretend it's on my hands.

[cassieology]

lmao what the fuck ಠ益ಠ

i didnt conscript you for anything?? neither did anyone else?? are you daft?? or do you think that falling through an uncontrollable rift means you were 'conscripted', bc if so ... rofl

they're not MY prisoners either?? they're yours, technically, as you all sent them here

AND no one's giving you orders, either omm ggg (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻

ok i literally dont have time for this, there are too many robots

bye

[sentry]

[Sorry for his sass...he trusts exactly zero people here...]

I'm not forgetting that your organization expects me to serve, just because apparently some "accident" just happened to bring me here. It wasn't voluntary. Compulsory enlistment is conscription.

And "you all" doesn't include me. I'd have to be here to actually be a party to it. Your security's lax, bottom line.

So sure, you do that.

[cassieology]

im being shot at right now but you're so annoying that i'm literally risking my life to tell you how wrong and dumb you are (◣_◢)

it's not MY organization, and no one EXPECTS you to do anything щ(ಠ益ಠщ)

sit in a corner and sulk if u want to sweetie

its not productive but no one is around to force or expect you to do anything

IM here bc MY world was destroyed

and also bc im not a shit person, so i think it'd be pretty cool if the whole fucking multiverse didnt suffer the same fate (≖︿≖✿)

if you think that differently thats fine

but stop blaming other teams

(mostly MY team bc we are the ones who have to deal with all of you sweet idiots)

for stuff WE dont control

RAINBOWS AND STARS i have to LEAVE