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futurology2017-04-24 09:12 pm
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Entry tags:
- !alastair npc,
- asher millstone (htgawm),
- eight (final fantasy type-0),
- fiona (borderlands),
- genos (one punch man),
- giovanni (dogs: bullets & carnage),
- haise sasaki (tokyo ghoul: re),
- kaz brekker (grishaverse),
- lance (voltron),
- peter parker (the amazing spider-man),
- sai (naruto),
- sakura kinomoto (cardcaptor sakura),
- shuusei kagari (psycho-pass),
- sonia nevermind (danganronpa 2)
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hello my little sibs!! i'm afraid i have some bad news o(╥﹏╥)o
as u know our dearest oska is typically invisible to the bad guys!! this usually works out super well and in fact it still does but ... BUT (∩︵∩)
OK so
remember those slug people you brought back from your last mission?? the people with slugs in their heads i guess that is more accurate and sensitive. we managed to save a lot of them (▰˘◡˘▰) and that's good!! but then, before we finished, some of them got out!! and that's bad. they just slipped right out of our hands, like slippery fish
or ... slimy slugs ◔_◔
so they got free before their heads got fixed and THEN THEY WENT ON A RAMPAGE ヾ(゚д゚)ノ
long story short: cloaking devices disabled from the inside!! reinforcements called!! chaos!! madness!! lots of fighting for like,, the past week
(seriously it's been sooo bad lmao)
and, well, we need help! initially we shut it all down so that these nasty zymandis slugs couldn't call for more fucking backup AND so we could give the other teams a proper warning (like this one, lol) before we let you in again
so get your knives out or your spells or your swords or whatever cool thing you have in your armory bc it's time to kick some ass ᕙ(⇀‸↼)ᕗ
(mostly robot ass)
(but still)
we'll call you in soon, so finish up with all those cute kitties and get ready to roll out!!
CASSIE, OVER (►.◄)
as u know our dearest oska is typically invisible to the bad guys!! this usually works out super well and in fact it still does but ... BUT (∩︵∩)
OK so
remember those slug people you brought back from your last mission?? the people with slugs in their heads i guess that is more accurate and sensitive. we managed to save a lot of them (▰˘◡˘▰) and that's good!! but then, before we finished, some of them got out!! and that's bad. they just slipped right out of our hands, like slippery fish
or ... slimy slugs ◔_◔
so they got free before their heads got fixed and THEN THEY WENT ON A RAMPAGE ヾ(゚д゚)ノ
long story short: cloaking devices disabled from the inside!! reinforcements called!! chaos!! madness!! lots of fighting for like,, the past week
(seriously it's been sooo bad lmao)
and, well, we need help! initially we shut it all down so that these nasty zymandis slugs couldn't call for more fucking backup AND so we could give the other teams a proper warning (like this one, lol) before we let you in again
so get your knives out or your spells or your swords or whatever cool thing you have in your armory bc it's time to kick some ass ᕙ(⇀‸↼)ᕗ
(mostly robot ass)
(but still)
we'll call you in soon, so finish up with all those cute kitties and get ready to roll out!!
CASSIE, OVER (►.◄)
no subject
im on an ALASTAIR team just like you and go on missions just the same ↁ_ↁ
all i know is: some of the science or medical or whatever people helped a lot of the slug brains u all sent back, but a few got out and went buck wild
no subject
i thought the slugs were all gone....