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[cassieology]

hello my little sibs!! i'm afraid i have some bad news o(╥﹏╥)o

as u know our dearest oska is typically invisible to the bad guys!! this usually works out super well and in fact it still does but ... BUT (∩︵∩)

OK so

remember those slug people you brought back from your last mission?? the people with slugs in their heads i guess that is more accurate and sensitive. we managed to save a lot of them (▰˘◡˘▰) and that's good!! but then, before we finished, some of them got out!! and that's bad. they just slipped right out of our hands, like slippery fish

or ... slimy slugs ◔_◔

so they got free before their heads got fixed and THEN THEY WENT ON A RAMPAGE ヾ(ﾟдﾟ)ﾉ

long story short: cloaking devices disabled from the inside!! reinforcements called!! chaos!! madness!! lots of fighting for like,, the past week

(seriously it's been sooo bad lmao)

and, well, we need help! initially we shut it all down so that these nasty zymandis slugs couldn't call for more fucking backup AND so we could give the other teams a proper warning (like this one, lol) before we let you in again

so get your knives out or your spells or your swords or whatever cool thing you have in your armory bc it's time to kick some ass ᕙ(⇀‸↼)ᕗ

(mostly robot ass)

(but still)

we'll call you in soon, so finish up with all those cute kitties and get ready to roll out!!

CASSIE, OVER (►.◄)

Comments

[hundredths]

Ok. I'll look around for somebody that looks really human but not quite, then. Maybe the cats have lasers someplace too? They seem to have a lot of technology here...I'll ask about that too.

I've never needed to have a preference before? You can use Esper if you want though, that's fine.

[grunehexe]

It is his neck that is most inhuman looking, for your reference.

Very well.

I would appreciate it if you would keep me abreast of the laser testing.

[hundredths]

Neck, got it... [Spends the next few days squinting at the necks of every person he passes by now, thanks Sieglinde......]

I'll let you know as soon as I find out. [And...okay. This is probably about the end of this conversation now, right? How do you politely end text conversations...probably the same way you'd end a conversation on the phone, he guesses. So--] Good-bye...have a nice day, Sieglinde-san. [Nailed it.]

[grunehexe]

To you as well, Master Esper.